We’re all men in this house. Pretend we’re in the army.
 Is that a girl? Are you in here with a girl? Oh. Hi Michael.
 Don’t look so surprised. I’m your father. And I wear the pants around here! Now let’s get down to business: Who’s this Christine person, and why did I have to hear about her from him?

(part of The Pants Song)JeremyIs in big bad trouble right nowIt's trouble that he can't seeAnd I gotta help him somehowI don't know what he wantsBut I know what he needsHe'll need a dad so strongTo help him not slip awayI haven't been a dad for so longBut I think I'm ready todayThe situation is graveNow's the time to be braveI'm gonna finally make that climbOne leg at a time!When you love somebodyYou put your pants on for them!When you love somebodyYou take a chance just for themChance just for them!If the road gets muddyFocus on the goal 'till the rough stuff's goneWhen you love somebodyYou put your pants on!

16 bars of any musical theatre song