ZOAR (Episode 3)
Project Overview
ZOAR is a single-creator animated action/humor cartoon that lives on Youtube.
It is visually similar to 80's cartoons like He-Man or She-Ra and deals with political and metaphysical themes.
For those who would like to contribute voice acting, please familiarize yourself with the style and tone of the 80's Masters of the Universe cartoon since ZOAR can be considered a sort of parody/homage of it. The main difference is that ZOAR does not take itself so seriously thus the lines should be delivered with humor/ridiculousness in mind.
You can view previous episodes of ZOAR here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3J4H9fap9Dfvlxnwwxxc7g?view_as=subscriber
Masters of the Universe cartoons can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HH6MmA9BU&index=16&list=ELXbg5l6hICbE
AS FOR PAY: This cartoon generates no money. Consider this a non-paying gig.
HOWEVER!: I like to reward a job well done. If you manage to knock my socks off or take on multiple roles and nail them all I will have no choice but to paypal you some bread for your effort. I wish I had a budget for this project so I could make some promises about payments, but sadly I do not.
This script contains politically incorrect situations that may be offensive to gentler souls. For this reason I do not list names or roll credits being as people are becoming overly excited about such things nowadays. All contributors (including myself) remain anonymous.
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Zajyna should have a sort of adult/sexy voice....Not cute or overly young sounding. She is often sarcastic and sassy.
This character has probably the most lines of them all with approximately 35 total.
(sarcastically) Yeah… sure! All we have to do is show them some TLC And they'll be our "best buddies".
(unimpressed) Um…that's very poetic and everything, but the sun kinda moves in a big circle? We won't actually GET anywhere if we do that.
All I'm saying is, If you're getting kicked out of thousands of planets over the span of thousands of years…like, maybe it's you.
Fertilla should have a serious and feminine adult hero voice. She's not very silly, nor is she too rough. She's kind of classy.
I wouldn't be mad if you could duplicate She'Ra's voice. Here's a link for an example: https://youtu.be/jWhQiJoW-oo?t=542
If you wanted to go a little british to class it up I wouldn't be mad either.
Fertilla has the second most number of lines with approximately 30.
(unsure) I guess we head for the closest populated planet and search for clues?
(urgently) That food won't last forever! Get up there!
(disapprovingly) I was hoping for something a little less…complicated?
This character has possibly the most lines in the cartoon with approximately 40.
She is a snake woman with some futuristic junk on her head.
She is the EVIL leader of the bad guys and should have an over the top mocking/commanding tone. She's always pissed off.
Make her sound way too shrill and stereotypically evil like a wicked witch and you can't miss.
Soon this entire mudball will be crawling with our NPC slaves!
(mockingly) HAHAHA You can never escape! This cell can withstand 1,000,000 kilotons of kinetic pressure. No force on earth can damage it!
(cocky) Once this dimension is completely saturated with mud, seizing control will be like taking candy from a baby!
Gruff sounding manly-man hero voice. A bit of a lunkhead sounding delivery.
This character has the most lines of the male characters with approximately 15 total.
(authoritavely) Everyone! move forward and cut off the enemy's front flank!
(beating up some goons/comedic) Flanks but no flanks, peanut heads! (amused) I could do this all day!
(begging pathetically) N-no- p-please,…don't call me that. Anything but that. I'll do whatever you ask.
Zogg is the big bad guy this episode. He is basically a statue of a scary looking bull.
He sounds super evil, has a deep voice speaks very clearly. I'll probably end up putting some demonic effects on it.
Just picture what a demonic final boss villian from any video game would sound like and there you have it. Maybe go for a classic Darth Vader.
He's not in the cartoon a lot, but during the two times he shows up he says a lot of lines basically outlining his sinister plans for his henchmen to follow.
Follow my commands and together we will transform them into demonic agents of anti-life.
Do not disappoint me.
Prepare an area to be used for the cultivation of several million pure life force vessels.
OK this is a cosmic lamb. It's very important to the story and acts like a sort of angel type figure. It's kind of like a hologram that appears to the heroes.
It's not evil but it sounds kind of scary. I imagine it's voice to be kind of like a robot's: monotone, genderless, with some kind of effect on it to make it sound synthetic. I'll worry about the effect part.
I know it sounds batshit crazy, sorry. Maybe think of an older model synth from Fallout 4, or some AI voice like Alexa or Cortana.
Here's a link to a video of a character in a video game that has something very similar to what I'm looking for: https://youtu.be/vpwte6Axy9Q
Good luck with this one!
(monotone, almost robotic voice) Congratulations, you have shown mercy where others would surely have not. For this you have passed my trial.
Please, pass through this portal and return to your homeland. Use my gift to set your companions free.
The eternal light will always seek to make itself known… and the darkness… though always close behind…will never succeed in concealing it for long.
Typical heroic adult male voice. Not overly gruff sounding.
This character has approximately 10 lines total.
(authoritavely) Now's our chance to blitzkrieg the mothership!
(completely depressed) Oh what misery… ….to witness the complete destruction of all that our forefathers have created.
(urgently) Our dimension has been breached! They've broken through!
Bo-Gnarr may have the least lines of all the characters with a mere 7 or so.
He has kind of a ratty adult male voice kind of like a junkie, or Jack Nicholson.
A British accent is ok as long as it sounds low class. Check the link for an example of what I mean.
https://youtu.be/SBhdRs48fUU?t=75
SNAP OUT OF IT you IDIOTS! You're hypnotized!
(suspiciously) I thought you hated the mud-men. Don't you exterminate them on your home planet?
(urgently, worried) It's not working! They must be picky eaters or something!
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