Weed Pig - The Cartoon
Project Overview
Weed Pig is a cartoon geared to 20-somes and older. It’s based around the character, Weed Pig, an anthropomorphic pig who comes off as if his only goal in life is to score his next find of cannabis. He’s intelligent and he has a heart, but weed is his number one priority and he doesn’t let much get in his way of his next sesh. He has a small, tight knit group of friends who watch out for eachother….and the weed. The people they meet will be strange to say the least, but Weed Pig is always a step ahead of the town’s folk and he WILL get the green he’s searching for!!!
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- Town public defender
- Local attorney
- Shady and immoral
- All he cares about is the money, not the client
- The definitive shady, stupid lawyer
- Never gets results
- All he wants to do is drink
Did I hear citation? And fine! Do NOT stand for that, my good man. Let me represent you,and for a flat $100.00 I will get this citation reversed!
I am FartyO’Malley. And I am the best lawyer you are ever going to meet. And like I said,for $200.00, I will make that ticket go away.
Are you sure these will get to Philadelphia on time? These are sensitive documents for an important case.
- Partner to Burnt
- More burly and manly, but dotes on Burnt
- He’s the one to do the work, if any
- Anything that involves responsibility, Teddy steps upnot
his husband, Burnt
Absolutely! Everyone needs to get Wokked UP!! What more can people want?
Now sweetie! Don’t be giving away secrets!
I LOVE LOGISTICS....especially when someone else does all the work!
- One of the owners of Dickamee Delivery Services
- Should sound Effeminate and oblivious
- Does all kinds of drugs and alcohol
- Always under house arrest, but pays off his probation
officer
-Gay, but still loves ugly strippers
Look honey!Little people!! Should we offer them dumplings? It is Wok Wednesday after all!!
What package? Is it supposed to be here? I guess it’s lost. Teddy, give them some pocket change to make up for the wait, baby.
I love LOGISTICS! Especially when don't have to collect our own debts!
- A big purble blob
- Dimwhitted
- Always repeating and asking for his merching orders
time and time again
- Burt and Teddy’s personal assistant, but since he is
good for not much, he usually ends up as their delivery
driver
I understand what you want me to do. It will just take me three times longer to get it done than what you want. It is not my fault, but it's what it's going to be. What do you want me to do about it?
Remember, doing meth is not cool. But do you know where I can score some?
- Weed Pig is the central character of the show. He is an anthropamorphic pig that loves his medicine.
- He is more likely to con, steal or fast talk his way into your stash than pay for weed, but a good dude indeed
- Highly intelligent, yet very sarcastic. Always scheming.
- Loves his friends....Muncher, ZigZag, MaryJane
"Oh Christ! Not those Dickamee morons again! I'll bet you an ounce that they fucked up whatever was sent to you"
"Hey Muncher....When you're done eating your pork rings, you gotta help me fix my cousins Audi." Payment is an ounce??? You in?
"AWWW, Come on man!
- Neighbor of the group and lives in WeedPig's building
- He and his wife are on disability, and do not work
- Always off doing extreme sports and high-risk activities, while running from investigators
- Always mooching off of “the system”- any system
- Always in court, and wears same ill outfit each time.
That’sfunny Weed Pig. HAHAHAHA. We wouldn’t do that. You know we got the back problems. I bet we couldn't even get up on the railing.
Besides, our disability checks and spousal support checks come tomorrow, so we have a reason to live!
God...your such a Turd!
- The guys all have a crush on her, but she could care
less
- Fiery and independent, but always there to help her
boys out
- The brains in the fearless group
I had one Birthday Cake cone left. I wanted to toke on it as I walk down to Dikamee Delivery. The new bong from Cough Country arrived. I always keep it in the sidepocket, but its not where I left it. I don’t know what happened to it?
Excuse me fucknuts, but we are only three blocks away from the dispensary. It's time to go see..... The Plug!
You know their motto, "Don't Dickamee Over", but we all know we are the ones that get dickamee'd over!
- The sales manager at Dickamee Delivery Service.
- Mr. Flompson's character is the body of a broom, and his pet, Willy, is the actual broom part.
- They are literally attached, so they go everywhere together, whether they like it or not.
- Flompson does not smoke cannabis, but is an alcoholic for lack of better words.
- However, he is often in the smoke when Willy lights up
below him and gets the effects
- Always in a state between frazzled and despair
- Always in conflict with his literally connected pet.
you know...Being the manager at Dikamee Delivery Service is an important job! Remember kids, a degree from an unaccreditted junior college can take you far! So step back assclowns, and let a real professional show you the way forward to success.
Well, well, well......if it isn't the baked ham and the rest of your loser friends.
Willy.....quiet! Put the J out, we have a big client meeting at 4:20. I need you to be on your best behavior, you savage rat!
- Older, heavy stoner
- Usually so buzzed that he needs help walking straight
- Always complaining about a medical ailment, even
though his friends keep reminding him that cannabis can be perscribed.
What! I am only smoking for my glaucoma. So, in other words, I am medicating right now. Don’t hassle me man. Doctor’s orders!
I need to stop off at Dickamee's on the way; we are going there anyway. My grand ma ma sent me a package.
Me! by the time I got it, you had basically killed it. I got two shitty hits. Looks like we need a refill pig boy. Yo, what we got left?
- Grumpy, mean, and cranky
- The neighbor of Weed Pig and his friends
- Very territorial within the apartment complex
I was home minding my own business. Today is supposed to be my baking day. I was making brownies. Then, these hooligans snuck in and messed with my awardwinning recipe. They turned my blue ribbon brownies into pot brownies! I chasedthem right out of the building, all the way here.