Wally's wacky adventures

“I may not remember where I came from... but I know I’m not done finding out.”

“Hold on, I have a brilliant idea! ...Never mind, it ran away.”

“Hey there! Wally Wacky here! Cartoon hotdog, professional troublemaker, and... apparently a recent arrival from a giant glitchy tornado thing! I don’t remember my past, but I sure remember how to make a mess!”

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Hi! I'm Fuzzby Gamer, professional button-presser, and part-time problem solver! Need help? I'm your guy! Need someone to beat a boss? Easy! Need someone to explain why your controller isn't working? ...Okay, that's probably just because it's unplugged. I've played practically every game ever made, studied every strategy guide I could find, and I once spent six hours trying to reach a secret area that didn't even exist! But hey, that's what friends are for, right? So grab a controller, pick a character, and let's get started! ...Wait. WHO TOOK MY SAVE FILE?!”

“Sometimes the best way to win is to help the person next to you.”

“Hold on, I know this puzzle! It's exactly like the third dungeon in Galaxy Quest 4!”

“You're an idiot.” “...But you're my idiot.”

Hey the names tabby come on down to starlight city we need people to support our show or whoever makes cartoons..well what are you waiting for bub? MOVE IT

“I wasn't waiting for you. I just happened to be standing by the door for twenty minutes.”

“Stien, the world calls me mad, but madness is merely genius without permission.”

“Prepare yourself, Hotdog. Tonight, I’m turning you into a footlong of pure evil!”

“Soon, they’ll all thank me for saving the toons from itself.”

“Citizens of starlight city! Welcome, one and all! Paint, paper, pixels, puppets, and people... today, we are ONE CITY!”

“Look around you! A comic-book hero can walk beside a clay monster, a pencil drawing can argue with a photograph, and somehow... I’m still the mayor!”

I wonder what that sausage is up to now..

“This just in: I’m trending again. The actual news can wait, folks. This face doesn’t put itself on billboards.”

“Welcome back to the Bobblehead Bob Hour, where the biggest story of the day is, naturally, Bobblehead Bob.”

“Was that a crisis happening behind me? Perfect. Keep the cameras rolling. Nothing says journalism like a great background shot.”

1. Loving “Wally, I don't care that you're a hotdog. You're my son. I chose you, and I'll always choose you. Now come here and give your mother a hug.”

2. Angry “Wally! We do not steal dynamite from the neighbors! I don't care if you were hungry. You say you're sorry, you return it, and you stay out of trouble. Understood?”

3. Emotional “Wally, you may think you're different, but you're not alone. You're part of this family now. And no matter what happens, I'll always be your mother.”