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Currently in the process of going over auditions and beginning to cast! I hope all of you are as excited as I am.
Undateable
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Welcome to a group of friends who are considered undateable for one reason or another. Perhaps it's just the popular crew's word spreading around campus but for these four friends it's now considered their everyday life.
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Voice Actor
Kason Kurtz
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Kason is one of the undateables who has since relocated from his hometown to Los Angeles. It's a big change for him and even though he was once one of the popular people where he grew up, his presence is now considered to be much different in this dorm. A/N: Any accent would be perfect but if you could try and mimic a Australian/British accent that would be amazing. He does need to have some type of accent though, since Gemma has a habit of considering it a nuisance.
"Please, everyone knows for a fact that where I came from I was part of the popular crew. Everyone cared about my opinion, they hung on every word I ever spoke. Perhaps you should be doing the same, love."
"I don't fit in with you people! I'm not undateable, I'm perfectly fine. In fact I had a string of lovers back home. How can I not have the same thing going for me while I'm here?"
"I don't fucking cry, so whatever you think you saw is utter bullshit." (The next line should be mumbled.) "Come on Kason, pull yourself together. You've got a reputation to somehow maintain."
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Ariel Sutton
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Ariel had grown up in Los Angeles so it was only fitting for her to go to one of the top colleges in the area. Her parents were always supporting and loving, so they weren't up to seeing her move far away just to attend a college. With her parents love and support she chose UCLA. The girl herself was always a bit of a nerd, having many qualms about her that made her quite unique. She is considered an undateable because of how awkward she becomes whenever she gets around someone she has potential with. Ariel just can't seem to keep herself in check which is weird for most of the guys that are around there.
"O-Oh um- me? You're saying you- you want to know more about me? I-I don't think that's such a good idea. Trust me- you don't want to know who I am.."
"Mallory don't worry! We can cheer you up right away. Lets go to the arcade and shoot someones head off! That always manages to cheer me up when I'm having a bad day."
" I get that it’s scary when
all your friends move on to start
their lives. But no one wants to end
up the 40 year-old guy who goes to the
bar alone. You don’t have to be that, Jordan. You have so much potential."
Voice Actor
Kali Rosario
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Kali had grown up in the life of the rich and famous. Getting what ever she could ever possibly want. Originally she wasn't planning on going to college until her parents bribed her with some more money. You couldn't possibly ever get close to her unless you're apart of her posse seeing as her attitude and general bitchiness will stop you right in your tracks. She's got an in with most of the celebrities that you know and love which keeps her ego quite high.
"You really think that you can just waltz in here and have the audacity to attempt to speak with me? I'm sorry, I don't know who you think you are but it's certainly not someone I want to associate with. Now, be gone."
"Please we both know that the world only has one princess and that is me. I'm not sure who this Kate thinks she is but she's certainly no princess I've ever thought of. I mean, come on look at me in comparison."
"I know you think that you're hot shit because you got the new Chanel bag but let me explain to you the difference between you and I. I have every bag Chanel has ever come out with since I've been alive. So when you tell me that you have one it simply makes me want to laugh and spit my drink in your face."
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Jayson Estes
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Jayson has grew up in a house full of siblings, which has definitely made him more childish than some of his fellow popular crew. He's known to be cracking jokes and not caring exactly who's around to hear the corniness. Perhaps that also makes him the softest one in the crew, not wanting to hurt others feelings too much.
"I made a giraffe joke when I was like seven and still to this day. I always thought it was funny but none of the others think It's funny. Like, how can you not think I'm funny? I'm actually hilarious."
"Look, I know some of my crew can be assholes but I have to stand by them. I mean what kind of friend would I be if I simply abandoned them because they're not always nice? You would stand by yours as well."
"Forget the fact that we're all living under one roof, how about we appreciate the fact that we're here at UCLA? That's an accomplishment all on it's own. I mean- can you believe that we're actually accepted into such an amazing college. Can you believe that fewer than two out of every ten students actually get accepted?
Voice Actor
Jordan Hawkins
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Jordan is your stereotypical southern boy, charm being the key thing that comes along with that. Sure, maybe his accent is only subtle as he has outgrew that once they moved to LA. The charm that came along with it though sure hasn't left and he proves that everyday by how he treats everyone. Maybe that's why the popular's can't stand him, he's simply too nice.
"Look in the south everyone acts this nice, it's not just something that I pulled out of my butt. It's not a ploy nor is it a way to get into your pants. It's just who I am, miss."
"As an adolescent I went to charm school. Which as I recall it required opening pickle jars and folding napkins across our lap in square formations. Nothing good, nothing interesting."
"Maybe one day you'll understand how worthless being popular is, it's going to get you nowhere. When I say nowhere, I actually mean it. You're going to be as insignificant and I am and god I can't wait for that day."
Voice Actor
Tatum Layne
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Tatum is what you would consider your fuck boy of the group, always trying to charm his way into someone's pants. He grew up with a single father who wasn't around much and so he learned to fend for himself. Maybe that's when the appeal for women came in, always wanting to be with one woman after the other. Perhaps some would refer to it as "mommy issues.". Though Tatum simply says it's because they're so attractive. He's also considered to be apart of the popular crew.
"You must be new here, though by how pretty you are I don't think it's going to be much of an issue. I'm Tatum, let me show you around. Believe me these halls can be endless for someone who's never gone to a college this big."
"Well fuck If I wanted to have sex with a lifeless body I would buy a fuck doll. Could you please maybe not just sit there and make yourself useful?"
"Now that we've established my intentions are simply to have sex and then leave. How about we get to it, I mean really there's no time to waste. Show me exactly how that body moves."
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