Undateable
woodenhornets for Jordan Hawkins
Jordan is your stereotypical southern boy, charm being the key thing that comes along with that. Sure, maybe his accent is only subtle as he has outgrew that once they moved to LA. The charm that came along with it though sure hasn't left and he proves that everyday by how he treats everyone. Maybe that's why the popular's can't stand him, he's simply too nice.
"Look in the south everyone acts this nice, it's not just something that I pulled out of my butt. It's not a ploy nor is it a way to get into your pants. It's just who I am, miss."
"As an adolescent I went to charm school. Which as I recall it required opening pickle jars and folding napkins across our lap in square formations. Nothing good, nothing interesting."
"Maybe one day you'll understand how worthless being popular is, it's going to get you nowhere. When I say nowhere, I actually mean it. You're going to be as insignificant and I am and god I can't wait for that day."
