This casting call is a dubbing project for my webcomic “Three Idiots Do Stupid Things.” I’m looking to bring the comics a more revised and enjoyable experience than just reading them. Whoever auditions, you MUST be sure that you can continue the job. These characters will have MANY comics they’re in. More characters will be added over time.
If you’d like to see the comics you’ll be dubbing, all comics are available at this website (only one part of the webcomic has been posted so far, but three more are currently in the works):
Seckry Starman is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but his loyalty and skills make up for that. He only got an ~83 on his IQ Test.
[Someone has just made a good joke] Niiiiicce....
[You’re show your new apartment and it’s tiny] Why’s it so goddang TINY?!
[You’re talking about your friend hating your favorite music] Whatever, it isn’t MY fault she can’t appreciate good music.
(Your friend mentions she’s taking a music major) I still stand by my response.
Taiga Suzuki is a smart and determined girl. She depends on friends, but is always too embarrassed to admit it. She scored ~90 on her IQ Test.
[You're carrying heavy baskets] I'm home..! Jesus these are heavy...
[You find out your friend is listening to your least favorite music] WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT KANYE BEFORE, SECKRY?!
[You're joyfully showing Seckry Japan's viewsite book] Look, Seckry! They advertised their own country! Isn't that stupid??
Eiya Claus is a serious girl. When she's not doing her work, she's off having fun with her friends. She acts as the mom of the group, although she is anything BUT a mom. She scored ~150 on her IQ Test.
[You're playing on your phone and your friend just made a joke] (Slight muttering) You just described America perfectly.
[You're walking down the streets of Japan with your friends, and you're trying to get them interested on the trip] You know, I heard in a documentary once that the people here are super accepting. You could jump up and down and scream in the streets and nobody would judge you.
[You're trying to warn your friend about Taiga] You're not listening to Kanye West again, are you? Taiga'd be so mad if she caught you.
Kanye West, but without the beard. His whereabouts since the last comic are unknown. His IQ score is unknown.
Whatever your name is...
[You've come back after being missing in plenty of comics] That's right, Taiga. You never killed me. You may have left me in the snow to freeze, but after (insert random number here) comics, I've unfrozen!
The Japanese badass. When Taiga and Seckry call upon people to rob a bank with them, Suzuki is the first to apply. Taiga considers him as her "blood brother" due to his name matching with her last. His IQ is ~110.
[A guard tries to attack you, but you knock him out] You dare mess with Suzuki Kaoyshiya!?
[You just found out someone else likes your favorite game] Oh, you like Persona 4 G? No way, me too!
[You have a mask on and have just done lots of exercise] *Gasp* Well, those lasers are off..
Vance is a functioning alchoholic, though he SWEARS he's sober. He only scored ~30 on his IQ test.
[Somebody just offered robbing a bank to you, and you're talking to the camera while drunk] You know, I was originally here for business purposes, but if I make money this way, why not?
[Suzuki just finished an epic laser sequence, but you're too drunk to notice as you talk to the camera] Better hope he doesn't walk through the lasers!
[Somebody just told you you're drunk] I'm not drunk, you're drunk, bitch!
Just an average guy. He has an average home with an average wife, and he wears an average mask. He scored the average IQ; ~100.
Woooo!!
The Narrator. They’re whereabouts are unknown. The way they tell these stories are completely unexplained, and will one hundred percent NOT be a part of the series as a character... (Or will they?)
Later...
Even Later...
[You're revealing your master plan, the plan that you've been building up for a year] That's right, Taiga. And while you three were busy thinking there was a story, I was busy building my W.O.R.L.D D.O.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N D.E.V.I.C.E!
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