[You're playing on your phone and your friend just made a joke] (Slight muttering) You just described America perfectly.

[You're walking down the streets of Japan with your friends, and you're trying to get them interested on the trip] You know, I heard in a documentary once that the people here are super accepting. You could jump up and down and scream in the streets and nobody would judge you.

[You're trying to warn your friend about Taiga] You're not listening to Kanye West again, are you? Taiga'd be so mad if she caught you.