[Somebody just offered robbing a bank to you, and you're talking to the camera while drunk] You know, I was originally here for business purposes, but if I make money this way, why not?

[Suzuki just finished an epic laser sequence, but you're too drunk to notice as you talk to the camera] Better hope he doesn't walk through the lasers!

[Somebody just told you you're drunk] I'm not drunk, you're drunk, bitch!