Casting is now finally finished.
imtruetome will be cast in the role of Mrs. Johnson so now the cast list is finally complete.
imtruetome will be cast in the role of Mrs. Johnson so now the cast list is finally complete.
Certain roles were not getting enough auditions here (and other sites) so the deadline has been extended. I could've cast a few roles but I would prefer to try to cast everyone at once if possible. (Though if I have to extend the deadline again I maybe more willing to cast some roles next time.)
1. (Smug, Taunting) Why, youre the one who is in big trouble.
2. (Scared, See Mrs. Johnson Aud Line 2) Yes mother!
1. (Shocked) What a liar!
2. (Smug and Condescending) Yeah, our schools Quarterback is one of the coolest guys in school. Why would someone dreamy like him do anything with an ugly freak like you?
3. (Angry and Accusing) Uh-huh youre just some skank whos lying just to get some attention.
1. (Slight Scolding but more Bragging) Now pumpkin you shouldnt have skipped classes in order to do some shopping. I mean dont I give you plenty of time to go shopping after school compared to your mother?
2. (Friendly & Fatherly) Alright have fun pumpkin, and I will see you later.
1. (Tries to be understanding to his son) Now look son, you were screwing around with the guys. I understand that I mean hey back in my day I did all sorts of screwing around too. You know that and I know that and there is nothing wrong with that right?
2. (Angry and Scolding) Dont you backtalk me son! Do you want to miss your match? Do you want to blow your ride?
3. (Calm but Demanding) Good, now get out of here.
1. (Cheering Bender on) Go Bender go.
2. (Imitating Harley Quinn from Batman) Ah yeah she looks like she would have a great future in Arkham Asylum isnt that right Mr. J?
3. (Disgusted and straight to the point) I have nothing to say Sporto its as simple as that.
4. (Cutesy Japanese School Girl) Kon'nichiwa Kurea-chan, kyo wa migi benda-kun son'na sutekina hidesu! (Good afternoon Claire chan, today is such a nice day right Bender kun?
5. (Cool & Confident, FLCL Anime series reference) It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool.
6. (Slightly annoyed mocking Claire) Okay Claire, seriously? What are you doing? This isnt a Trigonometry Test, this is an essay about who do you think you are?. How is he supposed to be able to do something like that for you? What do you think he knows you more than you know yourself?
1. (Calm but very Stern) Now Brian is this going to be the first time or last time we do this?
2. (Screaming at her kids) YOU BOTH BE QUIET!
3. (Angry and Manipulative) You better not be back talking me I mean havent you disappointed me enough son? Its bad enough that you got an F but you also ended up in detention like all the stupid kids in your school. Brian you are not supposed to be stupid! But lately you seem to be trying really hard to prove me wrong son. You come from a long line of geniuses in your family Brian and you know that right?
1. (Annoyed with a little bit of Sarcasm) Gee thanks anyways my name is not Sporto, its Andy. Are we clear on that?
2. (Friendly but with a slight touch of smugness) Ah thats a nice name, Im Andrew Clark Im a Varsity Letterman for the Schools Wrestling Team.
3. (Awkwardly uncertain but tries to sound pleasant) I see So What's your Poison? *Awkward Silence* You probably already know that I am from the Varsity Wrestling Team, so ever watched any of the Wrestling Matches? *More Silence* Ever watched any of the sports games here at School?
4. (Annoyed but Authoratative) Forget it Bender, were through listening to you. Alright you two lets get back to the Detention Room and Ill lead the way. Bender got us into this mess so I might as well be the one to get us out of it.
5. (Calm and Soothing) Calm down Claire, I never said you were repulsive, look Claire; yes you may come from a family that has more money than most people. But that doesnt change the fact that you are still a human being who has feelings like the rest of us.
6. (Smug at first but then sincerely fascinated) Eh heh heh, really, first of all Bender, you, Wolverine? AHAHAHAHAHA At best youre a Hawkeye and even then thats a BIG stretch Though on the other hand the idea of being Cyclops now that could be cool. I mean think about it the lean, fit athletic man who is a brilliant tactician, great aim with his optic blasts and is also a skilled martial artist. After all Cyclops is the original field leader of the X-men which is still one of the most renowned Comic Book Superhero teams of all time. So yeah I would be honored to be more like Cyclops from the X-Men.
1. (Slightly annoyed but still calm and authoritative) You will find out the answer to that question, next Saturday at Detention Mr. Bender. You mess with the bull young man you get the horns.
2. (Trying to be rational) Listen to me and listen to me well you three, you three still have a chance to become decent law abiding citizens. While Bender here has basically thrown any chance he has of becoming a decent human being ages ago. Its bad enough that Ms. Reynolds has decided to follow in his sociopath delinquent ways the last thing I need is for you three to follow suit.
3. (Shocked then Angry) What the BENDER! BENDER!
4. (Smug, Taunting Bender) What's the matter Bender? You want to cry?
5. (Desperately trying to reason with Allison) Listen Allison, just because Bender is a trouble-maker doesnt mean you have to be. If you tell me where Bender is then things will go easier for you. You shouldnt be helping out that delinquent and I mean it Allison you owe him nothing.
6. (Very nervous and is trying to save face) I I.Im sorwhat I mean is I apologize for that outburst there students. Today has been rather stressful for me and I shouldnt let my stress get the better of me. Since its clear that none of you seem to know about Mr. Benders whereabouts then perhaps I should just take my leave for now, farewell.
1. (Attempt at a Smooth Pick-up Line) Why hello there, what's a cute little thing like you doing in a place like this? What's your name little lady?
2. (Very Smug) Oh Im more than just an athlete; I am the Quarterback of the Schools Football team so I am a pretty big man here in this campus. Pretty cool, huh?
3. (Slightly annoyed and Manipulative) But what? Look like I said before I am the Quarterback of the Football team, girls normally dont reject someone like me. I mean you dont want to be known as the girl who rejects one of the hottest players in the football team right?
1. (Slightly Cutesy Snippet of "Come Together" by the Beatles) Here come old flattop
He come groovin' up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please
Shactacacacaca Shactacacacaca
2. (As Marceline, from the song "I'm just your Problem" from Adventure Time) Sorry I dont treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry that I dont treat you like your perfect.
Like all your little loyal subjects do.
Sorry I am not made of sugar.
And I am not sweet enough for you.
Is that why you always avoid me?
I must be such an inconvenience to you I
Im just your Problem; Im just your Problem.
Its like Im not even a person am I?
Im just your problem
3. (Alternate slightly happier take on a snippet from the song "Eddie" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show) Everybody shoved him.
But I very nearly loved him.
I said Hey listen to me!
Stay sane inside his insanity.
But my old life is gone and I threw away the key.
1. (Slight annoyed, Matter-of-fact) Oh shut up and stopping speaking like you know us. I mean its like I said earlier you are too much of a coward and you put up this arrogant obnoxious act just to hide that.
2. (Uptight & Snobbish) I said Moliere you uncultured swine, Jean-Baptiste Poquelin is a famous French playwright from the 1600s who is known by his stage name Moliere. You shouldnt be tearing up classic literature like that.
3. (Shocked and Disgusted) Having a little snack huh? Let me get this straight, you are eating something while on the toilet.
4. (Happy & Excited then Embarassed) Oh Yummy! Gimme gimme! I love croissants! Oh thank you, thank you! .... What? So so I have a little thing for French Cuisine okay? Besides dont you two have a lunch to eat?
5. (Firm but tries to be Understanding) Look Andy if you dont want to beat up girls I understand that but that doesnt mean you should ignore the fact that freaky girl Allison is just as much of a pest as that perverted creep Bender.
6. (Offended & Very Defensive) Lacking?! I am so not lacking! I happen to be more modestly figured thank you very much. Isnt that right Andy?
1. (Gleefully taunting Andy) Oh isnt that adorable? The macho smug jock knows how to say homophobic slurs how utterly unexpected.
2. (Impression of Batman's Joker) Oh that is so right Harley, it is such a shame we werent able to bring our Hyenas they would so liven up this place.
3. (Angry, Bitterly Sarcastic) Hey how about we go back to me huh? Since we have such a loving healthy relationship here right?
4. (Friendly and Casual in Japanese) A hai arison-chan, kyo wa tashika ni kono yona yoi tsuitachidearu. Sono Kurea-chan ga tekisetsuna shokuji o ****e inai koto wa zan'nen. (Oh yes Allison chan, today is such a nice day indeed. Its too bad that Claire chan is not having a proper meal.)
5. (Slightly over-the-top Introduction) No and no *ahem* Lady and Gentlemen may I re-introduce you to my ever so lovely assistant, Allison Reynolds, Kleptomaniac Extraordinaire!
6. (Calm & Caring, though strained since he is injured) Listen to me; this is not your fault. You are not a freak and you do not deserve this. Dont you dare let anyone else tell you otherwise okay?
(Snippet of "Come Together" by the Beatles) I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together, right now Over me!
(As Hermey the Elf, from the song "We're a Couple of Misfits" from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) Were a couple of misfits. Were a couple of misfits. Whats the matter with misfits? Thats where we fit in.
(As Marshall Lee, from the song "Bad Little Boy" from Adventure Time) Good little girl, always picking a fight with me, you know that Im bad.
But youre spending the night with me. What do you want from my world?
Youre a good little girl
1. (Opening Narration) It was Saturday March 24 at Shermer High School in Shermer Illinois. Dear Mr. Vernon, we understand that we all had to sacrifice a Saturday in detention for doing something wrong. Now dont get me wrong sir we all did something wrong. But you made us all write essays over who do you think we are. But in all honesty sir we all think youre crazy I mean lets be honest sir would you even care? You seem to always think of us in the simplest terms and easiest definitions such as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. But to be fair at 7 o clock that Saturday morning one way or another we all saw each-other like that. We were brainwashed.
2. (Calm and Reassuring) Well Mr. Bender, this school has all sorts of clubs that you might be able to join in sometime in the future. I mean depending on what you like and what are your skills Im sure you can find a club that could suit you.
3. (Calm but being a bit of a show-off.) Actually Mr. Bender, the Shinobi are well known for being seemingly normal household cleaners and workers. I mean sure when we think of Ninja we think of assassins dressed all in black. But in real life Ninja would normally dress like common household workers and get their information while they do their daily chores.
4. (Introducing himself in Japanese) E to... * Ehen* ... Watashi wa Buraian Jonsondesu. Watashi wa nihongo o hanasu koto ga dekimasushi, watashi mo hoka no samazamana gengo o hanasu koto ga dekimasu. (Uh... *ahem*... I am Brian Johnson. I can speak Japanese and I can speak various other languages too.)
5. (Scared) Yeah wimpy nerdy guys like me get attacked all the time in school. Ive had friends and classmates get attacked at school, some of them have even been in the Emergency Room. Why one of my friends got attacked while during Gym class the other day.
6. (Upset, trying not to cry) You know Claire, I I just cant figure this out I mean we have been getting along rather well today I I thought that maybe you you liked me But that sounds stupid huh? I mean a popular pretty girl liking a skinny nerdy boy like me? I must sound so incredibly stupid to you huh? But hey if this is what you want
1. (Casually Friendly & Slightly Surprised) Oh hey there Brian didnt expect to see you here.
2. (Playful Banter) Morning you obnoxious degenerate sociopath. Oh Allison I sometimes wonder why is a quirky nice girl like you doing with a shameless sleazy punk like him Ill never know.
3. (Calm with a touch of playful sarcasm) Oh Bender you always were such a paragon of maturity huh? Alright Ive had my fun with you munchkins for now so I better get back to work see you all later.
4. (Stern and Demanding) Alright you whats going on here? I want some answers now.
5. (Calm and quite Smug) Hmm Sort of, sure that Bender maybe an obnoxious little punk but you were just giving him a good firm talk just to put him in his place. But hey its not like you were going to harm anyone, right?
6. (Angry) Oh so you refuse to stand up for one of your students just so you can keep your cushy job right?