Saturday Night Seance New Horror Comedy
Project Overview
These are auditions for the new Horror Comedy comic Saturday Night Séance... warning this series will have some NSFW elements... think the wild humour of Preacher meets Beetlejuice!
If you want to see a "mock up" of what the videos will look like, without speech, go to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGPmhTwqXa8
It will be multiple episodes running as long as the comic does.
Any questions get in touch!
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Young, twenties or thirties intelligent male. Kind, caring and thoughtful. Think Brad Majors from the Rocky Horror Show but a little more emotionally mature, and a bit more shy.
“Sure mom, we’re good.”
“Crossroads Point is just like
we’d hoped… good schools, great parks. And folks here are real neighbourly too.”“We’ve
got Bert and Edna Johnson to our right, they’re retired school teachers and
can’t do enough for us. I think I’ve probably put on a couple of pounds from
Edna’s apple pie already, it’s delicious but she’s way too generous with
her portions. Reckon I’ll need to hit the gym for at least an extra half- hour
each day, haha. Edna’s even promised to give little Charlie some piano lessons,
when he’s old enough. Apparently she used to play for the school assembly. ”“Now Mrs. Jeffries on our left is
a strange old soul, and we only know what Bert and Edna have passed onto us.
She’s a widower who very much keeps herself to herself, despite our attempts to
get to know her. It’s funny, I don’t think that it’s because she’s mean or
unsociable, I get a feeling it’s because she’s scared of something. I don’t
know, maybe she’s taken a funny turn since Malcolm passed. The only time she
seems to smile is when she sees Charlie. I’m not going to give up on her: I’m
planning to take her round some of Catherine’s home-made soup to her. Catherine?
Oh, sure, she’s doing fine. Working really hard in her role at the firm, so
it’s nice that Kelly and Gerry are so welcoming.””Kelly
and Gerry? Oh, mom, I’m sure I’ve mentioned them to you before. They live in the
house directly opposite. Kelly works in the same office as Catherine, and
Gerry’s her husband. He seems a nice enough guy, although I do wish he would
quit asking me who I vote for. He’s a personal trainer, which I guess helps him
get to know folk. In fact, they organise
get-togethers at their place every Saturday night. I’m sure I’ve told you that
before, mom. No, I’m not going tonight.
Why? Jeez, why do we have to go over this? I just… I’m just not as confident in
those social situations as Catherine… she understands that… I freelance so I
can keep that kind of stuff to a minimum. I’m happy to look after Charlie and
earn some money as I do it. Besides, it’s good for Catherine to be able to let
off some steam…sure, I’ll call later. Love you too mom, bye.”David – Of course. You need to try to relax too, Catherine!
Have a great time. I’ve got everything covered here. What are you guys up to
tonight?Further Audition Lines and the full comics can all be found in the Saturday Night Séance Comic found at www.dannyrichard.com
Sexy, outwardly-confident business professional with a dark secret... and privately very conflicted about that secret life. Loves David but is no longer attracted to him.
The comics can be found at www.dannyrichard.com N.B. some NSFW material.
Catherine – Don’t wait up, hun, but don’t work too late
either. And don’t snack too much on chips and soda, you know that you do it
when you’re nervous about a deadline. I like you cuddly, just not THAT cuddly…David – Of course. You need to try to relax too, Catherine!
Have a great time. I’ve got everything covered here. What are you guys up to
tonight?Catherine – Not sure. I think that they mentioned that they
were doing some kind of a roast…
Local personal trainer douchebag neighbour! Partial villain and partial clown, Gerry is fixated upon Catherine and lives a promiscuous and extravagant lifestyle... further dialogue to use in the audition and the full comics can be found at www.dannyrichard.com Warning some NSFW material.
Gerry: "Wow Catherine's really going to town on that wiener there,
huh Dave?"
David's eyebrow is arched a little at Gerry.
Gerry - "Oh, oh yeah sure. Mmmm on fire, wiener on fire, oh yeah..."
Kate is an elderly but very colourful older lady... she has seen some horrors in her life, both human and supernatural, but has refused to let them change her and remains an optimist.
Further dialogue and full comic pages from Saturday Night Séance can be found at www.dannyrichard.com which has some NSFW / Adult humour material
POV David - Kate appears in front of David holding a paper plate.
Kate "One cheeseburger please, David."
Panel 4
David looks a bit embarrassed and uncomfortable, with a speech bubble from Kate
entering the panel.
Kate: "Oh, don't look so gormless: I'm bitterly disappointed that you've
not taken my advice to vamoose, but not bitter. I'm far too old for all that
nonsense. Besides, neighbourhood get-togethers don't happen much round here
anymore so I thought I'd support your little event and charity drive for the hospital.
I've got some things in the house that will hopefully help raise some
cash."
Panel 5
Kate turns to Gerry. He looks irritated but tries to hide it. David tries hard
to stifle a laugh / smile.
Kate: "You, the sex-mechanic with the girl's hair cut, quit acting like a
creeper and make yourself useful. I've got some stuff looked out for the yard
sale but could do with a little help. Backdoor's open, number 66. Everything's
in a cardboard box, and don't touch anything else. Got it?"
Gerry: "Uh... sure"
Kelly works in the same office to Catherine and is married to Gerry. She keeps in peak physical fitness by constant visits to the gym and is extremely self-confident and flirtatious and prone to some fairly outrageous outbursts!
You
want this ass, don’t you? Mmmmm. Yeah, you’d love to just bite into this juicy, good
enough to eat, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce ass. But you can’t have it, this ass. What, this
ass? This Mocha-Choca-Lata-YaYa ass?! No!! Not this ass!!Uh-huh,
and don’t you forget it. I’ve seen the way that you’ve been drooling over
Catherine lately. Anyhow, he looking yet?Dunno.
Just thought that it’d be… interesting.