Casting Call for Pokejedservo's Past Project Palooza!

1. (Calm & Straightforward) Umm... I'm Phoenix Wright, I'm an attorney from the Law Firm, Fey & Associates.

2. (Slightly embarassed but understanding) Yeah I know my name is kind of strange, my friends usually call me Nick.

3. (Friendly to slightly annoyed) True but to be fair like I said before meeting up with some of the boxers went pretty well at first, after all that Little Mac and his trainer Doc Louis seem like cool guys. However that guy with the Irish accent Aran Ryan on the other hand was a different story…

4. (Slightly flustered to scolding) Ma…Ma…Maya what are you doing? I mean well you shouldn't have eaten your ramen so fast.

5. (Very Deadpan & annoyed) Oh yes Larry you are so one of the slickest men I know.

6. (Highly amused to slightly nervous) Oh you have no idea Chief; Larry has one of the biggest collections of dirty comics and hentai doujins I have ever seen. Eh… not that I have ever actually looked at any of them.

1. (Calm & Casual Introduction) Perhaps I can answer your question sir; I am Mia Fey of Fey and Associates.

2. (Slightly Amused, Warm & Friendly) Heh heh you don't need to be so nervous Mac, you know you seem like such a nice guy. Oh yes I heard that you are known as a young boxer who is trying to work your way to the top.

3. (Disgusted at Super Macho Man's lewed offer but tries to remain calm) Uh thank you Sir, I'll try to keep that in mind...

4. (Firm & Mildly scolding to very seductive.) So what? Maya if your going to use such techniques you should try to "enunciate" your presence a bit more let's just say, here let me show you. *Brief Pause* Please sir may I have… some more pork?

5. (Calm & Reassuring) Well yes but you are a pretty & cute young lady Maya and I am sure you can get the right guy to notice you in your own way.

6. (Amused but slightly apologetic) Oh I am sorry Phoenix I shouldn't have played along with her little prank there.

1. (Cheerful & Curious) Okay then so how did it go?

2. (Annoyed) At first? Oh let me guess the boxers there were hitting on her right?

3. (Exasperated) *sigh* I warned her, I mean don't get me wrong Nick I know very well how smart and capable my older sister is but we both know that she has certain "assets" that plenty of guys tend to notice.

4. (Very flirty & seductive) Please sir may I have… some more pork?

5. (Happy & Grateful) Yummy! Thanks sis!

6. (Playful good natured Sarcasm) *brief giggle* Yeah you sure did, hey sis did you forget to set your cleavage to "stun" again?

1. (Very annoyed to trying to calm down to save face) Give me that!  *as she snatches the whip from Mia's hand* Like you need any more sexual features you Queen of the grossly over-sized bosom! Um what I meant is you should know very well that this happens to be my whip Miss Fey.

2. (Demanding & Firm) That's Ms. Von Karma to you.

3. (Mildly annoyed & pompous but mostly calm) That's better though there is something else I never quite understood about you. According to the 2nd case in this series that flashy foolish fool Redd White killed you and you were dead! Yet thanks to your little sister Maya you keep showing up in court always to save that foolish fool Phoenix! Not too mention on how you end up looking like a Japanese Prostitute in the process when Maya and especially that little girl Pearl does that "body-change spirit-channel" thing with you.

4. (Really annoyed & confused) Oh really? So they are using Maya to justify that plot device they are using on why you keep showing up to save that foolish fool Phoenix. I've seen one of those TV shows that Maya watches where they have a little girl who can change her body into a long-legged long-haired woman with a bosom about the size of aforementioned little girl's head. What I am wondering is why does Capcom feel like they have a need to give this convoluted reason why Maya and Pearl can change to you. I mean Capcom could've just simply said that Maya does that "Spirit Channel" thing to turn into you that you are just simply her hyper-competent and highly sexualized "adult form".

5. (Very smug & cocky) Like any of those foolish fools are brave enough to stop me.

6. (Increasingly annoyed & flustered) I am not sure if I like your tone Miss Fey for things are going just fine for Adrian Andrews and I… *starts to slightly panic and blushing* Not… not that I would mean it that way I mean there are certain men in my life such as Edgeworth… Uh not that I would it mean it that way either! But what I mean is… what I mean is…

1. (Slightly playful but curious) I noticed, so what have you two been talking about?

2. (Very seductive, gleefully teasing Phoenix) Oh its no trick Phoenix, it is real. *brief pause* Oh yes and she is not the only one with nude scenes of course, but there is a little bit of good news. First of all your Chief does get to be spared this time around… *brief pause* Yep but first she did a little something with me to celebrate. And lets just say your beloved Chief is great in bed, isn't that right sexy?

3. (Proud & amused) True… But hey if you're going to get some action in those kinky stories you might as well have some fun with it.

4. (Deadpan & amused to playfully intrigued) Franziska Von Karma, that crazy silver haired chick with lots of issues? Oh anyone who has ever been in the Phoenix Wright series has heard of her. But I will say that she does have an interesting taste in accessories with that whip, oh I wouldn't mind playing with something like that.

5. (Calm & Rational) Well to be fair Mia we both would fit in a Hentai Visual Novel really well.

6. (Playfully inviting Phoenix along) Oh that sounds like fun, say Phoenix are you coming with us? I'm sure a cute guy like you can have some fun with a couple of drunken buxom beauties like us.

1. (Ready to go to slightly confused) Hey Doc I am ready to do today's training exercises… Huh? Say uh… Doc who's the skinny guy with the black spiky hair and blue suit?

2. (Trying to calm Phoenix down to slightly confused) Oh don't worry Mr. Wright he was just having some fun with you though excuse me Mr. Wright don't take this the wrong way but… Phoenix?

3. (Very flustered & nervous) Uh… Hi? My name is Mac… Uh Little Mac uh well I am not really little… Well I suppose I am compared to other people I mean there is nothing little about you… uh I didn't mean anything dirty by it I swear! Uh what I mean is uh you have uh nice eyes, yeah… nice eyes.

4. (Playful Sarcasm to Doc) Yeah and I suppose the fact that your probably old enough to be Miss Fey's dad had nothing to do that huh?

5. (Defensive and a little whiny) Okay so I was a bit panicky… I mean flustered… I mean I admit I am not use to talking to girls especially really hot…eh I mean really pretty young women like her.

6. (Eager for action) Yes sir!

1. (Friendly & Casual to slightly confused) Oh yeah I heard that there were a couple of lawyers whom are trying to apply for a job to be the W.V.B.A's legal representation. But still what are you doing here boy? This isn't exactly the W.V.B.A's main office…

2. (Playfully but nicely goading Phoenix) I see hey if you want a workout want to spar with my champ Little Mac here? I'm sure the experience would make a man out of you.

3. (Friendly & Casual to curious) Oh you don't need to be so formal there Nick you can call me Doc, anyways your name is Phoenix Wright and you came from a law firm by the name of Fey and Associates right? So who is the "Fey" of Fey and Associates?

4. (Very eager & smooth) Oh I am so glad I asked *ahem* Enchante Mademoiselle, My name is Doc Louis but you can call me the Barry White of the Boxing World.

5. (Cheerful though slightly disappointed) Well those were a couple of interesting visitors that we got to meet earlier today, that guy in the blue suit Nick seemed to be a pretty cool guy but that woman he was with Mia Fey was a fine woman, not too mention a fine-looking woman as well. But it's such a shame that Miss Fey was so able to resist my charming personality.

6. (Smugly mocking Mac) Hey now at least I was able to keep myself calm in front of a vision of loveliness like her. I mean it looked like you were sweating more trying to talk to Miss Fey than in any of your boxing matches there Mac Baby.

1. (Proudly introducing himself to smug) Aran Ryan, the roughest toughest boxer from Ireland, so what's a sexy woman like you doing in a place like this?

2. (Very Eager and perverse) Oh yes now I have heard of you Mia Fey, Miss D Cups of Justice. It's not everyday I find a woman at all in this sausage-fest let alone the sexiest woman in the legal industry. So let's just say I'll gladly habeas your corpus anytime!

3. (Very Angry to eager) GRRR! Buzz off you skinny little wimp before I turn you into a new Punching Bag! *brief pause* Now where were we?

4. (Angry & Defensive) Hey you! What was that punch for you for fancy-panted snob! I was busy trying to get busy with the sex goddess of the legal world by charming her if you know what I mean.

5. (Slightly confused to really annoyed) Really… Hey wait a minute! You just called me a stupid moron didn't you?!

6. (Very Angry & eager for a fight) Why you! You are going down for that!

1. (Smooth Introduction) Flamenco, Don Flamenco my apologies about that rather rude man whom is utterly devoid of any social skills. Why the W.V.B.A would allow that vulgar depraved Neanderthal in here I will never know. But I do hope that you don't think too poorly of the W.V.B.A for this.

2. (Understanding to Mia's plight and smooth) And I for one will not blame you Miss Fey *as he gives Mia a rose* Oh yes Miss Fey and here is a token of my appreciation towards your beauty.

3. (Annoyed & mocking Aran) Charming her? Oh yes and if by "charming her" you mean blatant sexual harassment then yes I would know what you mean!

4. (Smooth & Facetious) Really? Apparently you're not as brain damaged as I thought.

1. (Impressed by what he sees) Hmmm… Oh yeah you're the genuine article alright.

2. (Very Smug Introduction) Oh I am Super Macho Man not only am I an Awesome Boxer but I also have other talents as well. You see I meet with hot chicks with huge racks like you all the time and I can tell the subtle differences between women whom have breasts that are naturally that huge or those who had some work done. Hey don't get me wrong I am not picky when it comes to that but there is nothing artificial about your sexy body here lady.

3. (Tries to act friendly but very smug) Oh by the way feel free to join in on one of my little social gatherings that I have with fine-looking women like you this weekend, clothing optional of course. But hey since I'm such a nice guy I'll let you know that applies to me too.

1. (Eager for a fight) That's right little girl let your rage out then
one day you truly will be a "Psycho Soldier"! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


2. (Mock Sympathy) Oh Billy if only your boss wasn't such a skinflint
this might not have happened… Oh who am I kidding we both know that I
would've done this anyway right?

3. (Playfully curious) Tell me Yagami does it hurt to know that Kyo
probably likes Yuki more than you? Try to tear him apart all you want
sweetheart he'll never take you to the prom! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


4. (Gleefully sadistic) MAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh what makes you think you have
a choice there Princess? I have been given a generous amount of money
from a certain man we know of with hair like mine but he is clad in blue
robes to give you a little message. Let's just say that certain man
isn't far from here and you might be feeling those urges at any time
Leona, at any time… Now do you get the picture?

5. (Really Smug) Say Goldilocks there have been rumors that things
aren't doing so well between you and Mary nowadays. Aw what's the matter
the Lone Wolf can't get it up anymore? Or are you scared that Mary
found out what a real man is like after when she was in my KOF team
before.


6. (Eager for some action) Oh Vice you're the most depraved violent savage that I know, we are so meant for each other.

(Calm and casual) Ryuji Yamazaki, excuse me but may you come along
quietly, I wish to have a moment with you privately. Depending on how
cooperative you are I may not have to be too rough on you.

(Slightly annoyed but still calm) *sigh* There is nothing more pathetic
than a stand up comic who is the only one that is laughing at his jokes.
Anyways yes I am on a mission to investigate any actions involving the
Orochi and unfortunately it seems to be that you are getting involved
this time. Let me guess you have made a little deal with a man by the
name of Leopold Goenitz correct?

(A little eager for a fight) Oh I'm not worried, I'm certain she can
deal with a depraved freak like you. But of course the same thing
applies to me as well.

(Beaming with Pride) I am much more than that as I am a known Judo Master in Japan.

(Eager for a fight) You will need more than that puny knife to take me down you Orochi scum!

(Very determined) If any of you Orochi fiends has harmed my family I will rid the world of the Orochi myself!

(Making an entrance) I am Hwa Jai the Dragon's Tooth of Muay Thai!

(Smug and slightly sadistic) Heh boy are you subtle, anyways I've heard
about you from Kim. So I'm thinking that if I take down someone like you
I can convince Kim to graduate me already.

(Cocky) Ha! The Orochi's fang is no match for the Dragon's Tooth!

(Eager for a fight) Yamazaki! I'll make sure I settle the score with you once and for all! I'm going to take you down!

(Annoyed) Oh really?

(Absolute rage) Yamazaki… You… You… YOU ARE A DEAD MAN! YOU HEAR ME! YOU'RE DEAD!

(Taking his opponent seriously) I've heard of you Ryuji Yamazaki! My teacher has told me all I need to know about you.

(Flustered then determined) N…Not True! I mean uh… that's not the point!
Anyways I am known as the Young Rising Dragon and I have grown to be
more powerful than what I use to be! So there!

(Happy and Excited) Oh so I actually managed to beat the infamous Ryuji Yamazaki? Oh wow I hope Athena was watching this!

(Casual and slightly smug) Well well the infamous Ryuji Yamazaki, Terry Bogard has told me stories about you.

(Nervous) Yuki? How did you know about Yuki?

(Angry and determined) Oh no you have already done enough so let's just
say I am even more determined to make sure that you Orochi freaks are
wiped out and stay wiped out!

(Slight sense of shock) You really want to get burned to ashes by me do you?

(Embarrassed and Flustered) YOU ARE SO DEAD!

(Angry, slightly unhinged) No one threatens Kula and lives to tell about it, no one…

(Calm and easy going) Oh I don't know it can give one a sense of inner
peace to have a purpose in life other than just carnage but I suppose
you wouldn't know about that huh?

(Cool-mannered and slightly cocky) That's assuming K' didn't already burn you to a crisp.

(Rather amused) Well since giving you a beating was quite satisfying in a way you did bring a smile on my face. Thanks!

"(Really defensive) That only happened once! I mean you agree to be an
enforcer for a crime boss years ago and some people still refuse to let
you live that one down. I mean do you have any idea how much I had to
tell Kim that I stopped working for Geese ages ago?

(Ready for a fight) You're right; you're WAY more of a heel than I ever will be which is why I am going to take you down!

(Regretful) Maybe I should stop wearing this mask; this thing has been giving me nothing but trouble.

(Calm and confident) No thanks, but fortunately my family can afford to
pay for any damages if you or anyone else decides to attack the place
anyways. Though I suppose it would be for the best to install a new top
notch security system for the Dojo.

(Eager for a fight) We'll see about that freak show, we'll see about that…

(Very prideful) Oh yes I have money, respect and the mutual love of a
good woman… I normally don't brag about these things too much but for
you I'll make an exception.

(Takuma) Oh trust me I am far too strong to ever have to retire; I can prove that to you right now!


(Mr. Karate) Fool, do you not realize how much of a battle aura I have?!

(Takuma) Far greater men than you have tried and they all have failed!


(Mr Karate) I am the Karate Demon Mr. Karate! Why would you be so surprised at my face?

(Takuma) I once recall of a phrase which is "The Weakest Dog Barks the Loudest" that describes you perfectly you mongrel.


(Mr. Karate) Those who doubt the power of the Karate Demon will never succeed.

(Dry, Annoyed) Hello Yamazaki and yes it has been a long time, not long enough though.

(Calm but still eager to fight) I recently got this as a gift from Mary,
it's a very durable little phone here. But first things first I'll be
knocking you out after all unlike you I normally don't disappoint women.

(Cool and slightly playful) Hello there Mary it's me Terry yeah I just
wanted to call you to say that I got Yamazaki all KOed and ready to be
hauled off to Jail. Oh I'll definitely look forward to that later Mary…
alright see you later… Man this is one of the best days ever.

(Slightly annoyed but still Casual) I should have known that I would be
running into you here and for the last time my eyes are up here.

(Really frustrated) Sh…Shut up! We are supposed to be fighting now! Or do you really want me to rip you apart?!

(Bitter yet rather flustered) Stupid… I… I don't like you at all! How can you be so stupid to think that I would like you huh?

(Casual to embarrassed) I know I haven't had one since… Hey a minute you weren't supposed to notice that!

(Panicky and defensive) Pre-Teen?! That is so not true! I mean you shouldn't judge a woman by her body you sexist jerk!

(Proud of her victory) A freaky looking thug like you can never beat a sweet but tough little princess like me!

1. (Cheering Bender on) Go Bender go.



2. (Imitating Harley Quinn from Batman) Ah yeah she looks like she would
have a great future in Arkham Asylum isn’t that right Mr. J?

3. (Disgusted and straight to the point) I have nothing to say Sporto it’s as simple as that.



4. (Cutesy Japanese School Girl) Kon'nichiwa Kurea-chan, kyo wa migi
benda-kun son'na sutekina hidesu! (Good afternoon Claire chan, today is
such a nice day right Bender kun?

5. (Cool & Confident, FLCL Anime series reference) It takes an idiot to do cool things, that’s why it’s cool.



6. (Slightly annoyed mocking Claire) Okay Claire, seriously? What are
you doing? This isn’t a Trigonometry Test, this is an essay about “who
do you think you are?”. How is he supposed to be able to do something
like that for you? What do you think he knows you more than you know
yourself?

1. (Slightly Cutesy Snippet of "Come Together" by the Beatles)
Here come old flattop

He come groovin' up slowly

He got joo-joo eyeball

He one holy roller

He got hair down to his knees

Got to be a joker

He just do what he please

Shactacacacaca… Shactacacacaca…

2. (As Marceline, from the song "I'm just your Problem" from Adventure Time)
Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess…

Is that what you want me to do?

Sorry that I don’t treat you like your perfect.

Like all your little loyal subjects do.

Sorry I am not made of sugar.

And I am not sweet enough for you.

Is that why you always avoid me?

I must be such an inconvenience to you I…



I’m just your Problem; I’m just your Problem.

It’s like I’m not even a person am I?

I’m just your problem…

3. (Alternate slightly happier take on a snippet from the song "Eddie" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Everybody shoved him.

But I very nearly loved him.

I said “Hey listen to me!”

Stay sane inside his insanity.

But my old life is gone and I threw away the key.

1. (Slight annoyed, Matter-of-fact) Oh shut up and stopping speaking
like you know us. I mean it’s like I said earlier you are too much of a
coward and you put up this arrogant obnoxious act just to hide that.



2. (Uptight & Snobbish) I said Moliere you uncultured swine,
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin is a famous French playwright from the 1600’s who
is known by his stage name Moliere. You shouldn’t be tearing up classic
literature like that.

3. (Shocked and Disgusted) Having a little snack huh? Let me get this straight, you are eating something while on the toilet.



4. (Happy & Excited then Embarassed) Oh Yummy! Gimme gimme! I love
croissants! Oh thank you, thank you! .... What? So… so I have a little
thing for French Cuisine okay? Besides don’t you two have a lunch to
eat?

5. (Firm but tries to be Understanding) Look Andy if you don’t want to
beat up girls I understand that but that doesn’t mean you should ignore
the fact that freaky girl Allison is just as much of a pest as that
perverted creep Bender.



6. (Offended & Very Defensive) Lacking?! I am so not “lacking”! I
happen to be more modestly figured thank you very much. Isn’t that right
Andy?

1. (Slight Scolding but more Bragging) Now pumpkin you shouldn’t have
skipped classes in order to do some shopping. I mean don’t I give you
plenty of time to go shopping after school compared to your mother?

2. (Friendly & Fatherly) Alright have fun pumpkin, and I will see you later.

(Tries to be understanding to his son) Now look son, you were screwing
around with the guys. I understand that I mean hey back in my day I did
all sorts of screwing around too. You know that and I know that and
there is nothing wrong with that right?

2. (Angry and Scolding) Don’t you backtalk me son! Do you want to miss your match? Do you want to blow your ride?

3. (Calm but Demanding) Good, now get out of here.