1. (Very annoyed to trying to calm down to save face) Give me that!  *as she snatches the whip from Mia's hand* Like you need any more sexual features you Queen of the grossly over-sized bosom! Um what I meant is you should know very well that this happens to be my whip Miss Fey.

2. (Demanding & Firm) That's Ms. Von Karma to you.

3. (Mildly annoyed & pompous but mostly calm) That's better though there is something else I never quite understood about you. According to the 2nd case in this series that flashy foolish fool Redd White killed you and you were dead! Yet thanks to your little sister Maya you keep showing up in court always to save that foolish fool Phoenix! Not too mention on how you end up looking like a Japanese Prostitute in the process when Maya and especially that little girl Pearl does that "body-change spirit-channel" thing with you.

4. (Really annoyed & confused) Oh really? So they are using Maya to justify that plot device they are using on why you keep showing up to save that foolish fool Phoenix. I've seen one of those TV shows that Maya watches where they have a little girl who can change her body into a long-legged long-haired woman with a bosom about the size of aforementioned little girl's head. What I am wondering is why does Capcom feel like they have a need to give this convoluted reason why Maya and Pearl can change to you. I mean Capcom could've just simply said that Maya does that "Spirit Channel" thing to turn into you that you are just simply her hyper-competent and highly sexualized "adult form".

5. (Very smug & cocky) Like any of those foolish fools are brave enough to stop me.

6. (Increasingly annoyed & flustered) I am not sure if I like your tone Miss Fey for things are going just fine for Adrian Andrews and I… *starts to slightly panic and blushing* Not… not that I would mean it that way I mean there are certain men in my life such as Edgeworth… Uh not that I would it mean it that way either! But what I mean is… what I mean is…