Odd Stuff

Project Overview

Odd Stuff is a parody musical brought to you by the creators of Rogue Life. In the small town of Eaglekins, Ohio, there's some.... "Odd Stuff" going on. (He said it! He said the name!) This is a spoof on popular series like Stranger Things and Wednesday with a little bit of a spooky atmosphere, but still family friendly. This show is a zany comedy akin to something like The Naked Gun, but filled with parodies of songs from the radio/stage/screen (so a little bit Weird Al). As such, most roles will require some singing.

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  • Casting is underway!

    Hey all! I'm blown away by all of the talent that have auditioned for this project!! I'm currently working on the casting process and hope that I'll have decisions made by the 14th.

    Here's a couple things to keep in mind:

    1) If you see someone else get chosen for a part you auditioned for, don't worry just yet! There are parts in the show that aren't listed, so you might just see something else come around.

    2) I understand what is like to audition for a show that disappears into the wind. If you are not chosen and would like feedback, feel free to reach out to me directly.

    3) This is a very unique project with the musical and parody elements, which means that I'll want to get things set as quickly as possible to start into the editing process. Expect a quick turn around expectation if chosen.

    I can't wait for this to get underway!

  • Last day!!!!

    Today is the very last day to submit your auditions for Odd Stuff! Let's see what you've got!

  • One week left... more to come!

    Oooo! Exciting things happening! We've gotten so many amazing submissions! We have just over one week left, but there will be updates.

    In the next few days we will be adding some additional roles. Stay tuned!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karen
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Paid: Flat Rate 50 USD

Exasperated sister and begrudged landlord. Works at the bowling alley. Role requires singing. In addition to the Audition lines, please sing 16 bars of a song that shows off comedy and character.

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • general american (midwest)
  • Umm, yeah. (extra flirtatious) Do you think you might want to use those big manly geek-throwing muscles to patch up the gaping hole in the wall from the paramedics? (using a very weird voice that nobody would ever think was sexy) Oh, come on, my big little man bunny wunny hunny. For widdle old meeeeeee? (awkward creepy laugh)

  • (Exasperated) I’m just saying that if they even THINK about my bras again I will rip off their toenails and pour battery acid on the wound.

  • It’s high time you got up, Larry. It’s 10:00. It’s bad enough that you leech off of mom and dad, and that they are making me rent that room to you, but now you… Hey, don’t you walk away from me! You still owe me $30 from the other night.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Thursday the Thirteenth
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Paid: Flat Rate 50 USD

Mysterious young woman of mystery with mysterious powers shrouded in a background full of intriguing mystery....... mysterious, eh? Think a cross between Stranger Things' Eleven and Wednesday Adams. Occasionally breaks the fourth wall. Singing Role. In addition to the audition lines, please provide 16 bars of a song to show off comedy and character.

  • (Irritated) WHY? The 13th falls on Thursday just as often as it does Friday. Just because the patriarchy tells you that one day of the week has a special meaning doesn’t mean that others don’t.

  • Gah! Who? Them, of course. You know, THEM! THEY are listening! The listeners. They have subscribed and recommended us to all of their friends. Then they rated us 5 stars on both Apple Podcasts and Spotify. (wink sound)

  • HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE ANY OF YOU?! I WILL LAY WASTE TO YOUR PATHETIC SOCIETY AND SPIT ON ITS ASHES WHILE DOING A DANCE! I WILL…. (gets interrupted)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Semi-Gordon
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Paid: Flat Rate 40 USD
Role assigned to: Tyler

A monstrous beast somewhere on the spectrum between a Stranger Things Demogorgon and Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Singing role. Please provide 16 bars of a song that shows off comedy and character.

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • It's so sad that I have to eat you. Sorry, dude.

  • Do you know how hard it is to find the right shade for my complexion? I swear that I had to tear through 6 different Sephoras and 2 different Sally's Beauty Supplies. I'm so tired of killing all of these white suburban moms trying to "get back into the work force", you know?

  • (Monstrous screams and howls that slowly turn into an improvised operatic melody)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave
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Paid: Flat Rate 40 USD

Meat head moron with a good heart, big muscles, and nothing going on upstairs. Karen's boyfriend. Singing role. In addition to the lines below please sing 16 bars of a song to show off comedy and character.

Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • Oof. I hope that he’ll be okay or whatever. Aaaaaaanyhoo. So…. wanna, I dunno, go for a late night stroll with me and make out and stuff? We don’t want to have to use the “explicit” tag for this show, so it’ll just be a make out session. And this show is just audio anyway, so it’s not like we could really do much else without it being SUPER awkward for the listeners.

  • Dude! I placed 3rd at state in Nerd Toss in high school. I would have gotten first except the dweeb’s glasses fell off when he hit the pavement and was disqualified.

  • I’m telling you, babe. Doing a wall on both sides of me means double the efficiency. You gotta be smart. Think carefully, hon.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Secret Agents
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Paid: Flat Rate 20 USD

Two secret agents canvasing door to door. In addition to audition lines, I would love to see some improvised bickering between two actors in the vein of the audition lines. Not required, but I want to ensure that these agents have great chemistry as they are a recurring joke throughout the series.

  • AGENT 1 Why are we doing the sunglasses again? AGENT 2 Because it looks cool. AGENT 1 What about the oversized red clown shoes? AGENT 2 I never told you to wear clown shoes. AGENT 1 Then why didn’t you say anything in the car? AGENT 2 I thought you were trying to make a bold fashion statement. I applaud that. AGENT 1 But my feet didn’t fit under the seat. I had to crouch like an egg on the back seat with the seatbelt awkwardly around my knees. AGENT 2 Sometimes you have to suffer for the sake of fashion. AGENT 1 The shoes honk and squeak when I walk. It drives me crazy. AGENT 2 Really? I found it to be soothing.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Scientist
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Paid: Flat Rate 10 USD
Role assigned to: Mike Badgley

Very brief singing role. In addition to the audition lines, please sing 16 bars of a song that show off comedy and character. May be combined with other smaller roles

  • (panicked) Mayday! Mayday! This is a code ID-10-T! It opened! The portal opened. Oh my God, the world as we know it is over. They…. they've broken through! My entire team is DEAD! I'm the only one left. Send help!

  • (Comedic screams while being ripped to shreds)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Radio Operator
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Paid: Flat Rate 10 USD

Small role of a recorded message accompanied by awful hold music. Should use a commercial voice with some odd pacing for recordings.

  • Thanks for contacting the United States Secret Office of Scary Paranormal Crap. Your call is very important to us. There are currently (oddly timed like an automated message) seventy…. two…. Calls before you. Thank you for your patience.

  • Did you know that 93% of vampire related incidents are preventable? Simply don’t invite them in and don’t leave at night. Learn more at www.USSOSPC.gov/vampires.

  • Due to recent legislation, we can no longer comment on the presence of extraterrestrials in the National Basketball Association.

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Voice Actor
Reporter
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Paid: Flat Rate 10 USD
Role assigned to: Taylor Shaye

A reporter on the news. Small role.

  • And welcome back to Eerily Relevant News. My name is Neve R Wong. Our first story tonight, Amy Dwyer, you need to duck in 3…2…1… now! Good job. You don’t want to know what would have happened if you didn’t.

  • Our next story is an alert for the Eaglekins area. Authorities have reported that, and I quote, “I don’t know, tell the press that there was like a gas leak or something I guess. But make it more clever than that. I don’t know, John, be creative for god’s sake. Are you writing all of this down word for word? Wait, why are you going over to the fax machine. John, stop where you are and don’t send out that memo.”

  • So, I guess that there is a gas leak in the area, so don’t go outside or something? Oh, and definitely don’t answer the door if a stranger comes knocking.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cuckoo
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Paid: Flat Rate 10 USD

Small recurring bit character. A cuckoo that lives in a clock. Yes, seriously.

  • I was just doing my job. I don’t go to your work and criticize how you do…… your whatever it is that you do. (sniffles) Jerk. (sniffles) I quit. Excuse me. (sound of a suitcase being filled) Dad was right. I’m not cut out for this. Living in a clock. Shouting every hour like some damned rooster. I’m a proud cuckoo. A noble lineage.(Door opens) Excuse me, gentlemen.

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