Odd Stuff
ladybird for Karen
Exasperated sister and begrudged landlord. Works at the bowling alley. Role requires singing. In addition to the Audition lines, please sing 16 bars of a song that shows off comedy and character.
- female young adult
- general american (midwest)
Umm, yeah. (extra flirtatious) Do you think you might want to use those big manly geek-throwing muscles to patch up the gaping hole in the wall from the paramedics? (using a very weird voice that nobody would ever think was sexy) Oh, come on, my big little man bunny wunny hunny. For widdle old meeeeeee? (awkward creepy laugh)
(Exasperated) I’m just saying that if they even THINK about my bras again I will rip off their toenails and pour battery acid on the wound.
It’s high time you got up, Larry. It’s 10:00. It’s bad enough that you leech off of mom and dad, and that they are making me rent that room to you, but now you… Hey, don’t you walk away from me! You still owe me $30 from the other night.
Really great! Especially loved the singing sample.
HA YES THANK YOU!!!!!! shit cracked me up as i was doing it hahaha. thanks for listening, you rock! <3