Oof. I hope that he’ll be okay or whatever. Aaaaaaanyhoo. So…. wanna, I dunno, go for a late night stroll with me and make out and stuff? We don’t want to have to use the “explicit” tag for this show, so it’ll just be a make out session. And this show is just audio anyway, so it’s not like we could really do much else without it being SUPER awkward for the listeners.

Dude! I placed 3rd at state in Nerd Toss in high school. I would have gotten first except the dweeb’s glasses fell off when he hit the pavement and was disqualified.

I’m telling you, babe. Doing a wall on both sides of me means double the efficiency. You gotta be smart. Think carefully, hon.