This is for an Abridged Series I'm working on.
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*disappointed sigh* gosh darn it to heck, I just want to find my sempai! Says there's a bus stop here, but … aw, poop, I forgot I don't know how to use this fluffing thing… How am I supposed to get to this gosh darn school, when this stinkin' map is impossible for me to friggin read?! … hm? Hm?!
I've finally found it! I've finally managed to track down the place where sempai learned magic! *Fangirl out, nearly trips* okie dokie, artichokies, let's do this stuff!
oh, she can consider my clams steamed! Makin me fall into the water, makin me all watery and whatnot… huh? *Excited gasp* That's the Luna Nova uniform!
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Then I sat and had to listen to the old woman prattle on about how some hick girl teamed up with a moronic scarecrow, a bitch-ass lion, and a robot to save the day or some shit…
You can kinda improvise how she sounds, just gimme ya best interpretation of the audition lines
S’up, bitches?! Welcome to the most magical place on Earth!
Eh, this video will probably get flagged for copyright anyways. #yolo, mothafucka!
It means I just rekt your shit, scrub! Shiny Arc!
hmph! filthy mudbloods…
B-T-Dubs, I convinced TheCynicalOtaku to give us more screen time. Even managed to get him to let us show up every now and again.
Line 3I think you were just possessed by TheCynicalOtaku… anyway, let's get back to the filthy little mudblood here.
totes unrelated, but there's a new student at Luna Nova that's, like, not from a witch's family.
Then why not start with that? Pretty sure calling your show “the most magical place on Earth” is just asking for a lawsuit by Disney…
A small boy... Not sure how to describe them better than that.
… there isn't a bus station here, girly, and there never was… damn tourists…
Fuck off!
Improvise. Surprise me.
*disgusted* Creeper
She's a deadpan smartass, somewhat goth, slightly insane, nerdy girl. Do with that what you will. Surprise me! :)
*uninterested sigh*
And so the young boy, albeit reluctantly, piloted the giant robot like his father had commanded of him earlier thanks to him falling for the feminine wiles of the beautiful Misato- hmm? [Gets hit in face with bird] oh no, my one weakness: Birds!
Deep, growly voice. Something a dragon would have.
What does that even mean?!
Noooo, my screen tiiiii-
Voice-wise, I'm looking for something similar to her English dub voice (kinda like the typical nice, moe anime girl voice??) As for the character description, in my Abridged thing, she's a closet lesbian with a HUGE crush on Akko. She's also slightly sarcastic.
oh, I'm going to be late! WAH!! *falls* oh sure, 'these will bring you good luck’ they said. 'You will soon see a cute brunette and fall in love with her’ they said. Mom? Yanne? Fuck both of you, and your stupid lying face- Wait, wah? … <in thoughts as she looks at Akko for the first time> We would make beautiful children, you adorable bucket of cute. Thank you, you sexy, uh, I mean kind person.
Betting you're new here? Can't say I recognize you. Luna Nova is really strict with their rules, so anybody who shows up late is banned and sold on the black market, so we should probably get our asses in gear...
oh… well, I, uh… reckon it's bout time for me to hit the ol dusty trail… *sees akko all pouty* <in thoughts> damn it, you cute little shit! Come on, let's go…
Try and do something a little flirty and sultry. What she says is a wee bit sexy, so the voice should reflect that
You'll give my dear baby sister and her friends more screen time if I do this for you, right?
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Duh, I just said it wasn't for sale. Gosh, you really are the typical customer, asking dumb questions and shit. 'sides, it's dangerous. Let this one guy ride it once, ended up with his femur coming out of his throat. I've been on the deepest, darkest forums in 4chan, and that shit made even me feel queasy… plus People try to steal it, that's why it's locked up. If this thing ever got loose, my boss would cook my goose.
Girl, it's way faster than just fast. It's the fastest broom there is!
nah, nah, nah, even if you did have this thing, you wouldn't beat Diana. She's clearly the best in the relay this year. She's going to be this year's winner, no doubt about it!
She's an Irish drill sergeant-like teacher. I wasn't sure how to make it sound more Irish-like, so feel free to adlib/improvise. I want it to sound as authentic as possible.
ALRIGHT, YOU BUNCHA FLIGHTLESS LITTLE SACKS OF SHIT! LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT; I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU! YOU'RE TALENTLESS, BRAINLESS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE SIGHT OF JUST ONE OF YOU IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO HURL! AND SEEING AS I'M LOOKING AT A OVER A DOZEN OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS, I'M FEELING PRETTY DAMN NAUSEOUS!
I AM SARGENT MCCADAMS, YOUR SENIOR BROOM FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR. FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE ALL UNDER MY COMMAND. FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL KNOW PAIN, YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO PRACTICE FLYING ON A BROOM UNTIL IT CHAFFS YOUR THIGHS UNTIL THEY BLEED LIKE A FRESH CARCASS! YOU ARE STUDENTS OF LUNA NOVA BEFORE AND AFTER MY CLASS, BUT IN-BETWEEN THAT TIME, YOU ARE LOWLY PIGS IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE, PRAYING FOR DEATH! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?
Oi, newbies! Get your little asses over here! Even for people like you with piss poor capabilities, flight magic should be simple. But one fuck up, and you'll hurt yourself. I've seen people take all kinds of nasty falls off their brooms, and let me tell you, I didn't think it was possible to end up with your femur going through your throat, but one unlucky bastard had shown me I was very, very wrong! In short, don't fuck up!
She's a rebellious, somewhat thuggish teen who is really good at flying a broom.
[in a very hushed voice] oh, you gonna get yours, Diana! heh-heh
woohoo!!! I'm the shit!
oh, blow it out your ass, Grandma...
