oh, I'm going to be late! WAH!! *falls* oh sure, 'these will bring you good luck’ they said. 'You will soon see a cute brunette and fall in love with her’ they said. Mom? Yanne? Fuck both of you, and your stupid lying face- Wait, wah? … <in thoughts as she looks at Akko for the first time> We would make beautiful children, you adorable bucket of cute. Thank you, you sexy, uh, I mean kind person. 

Betting you're new here? Can't say I recognize you. Luna Nova is really strict with their rules, so anybody who shows up late is banned and sold on the black market, so we should probably get our asses in gear...

oh… well, I, uh… reckon it's bout time for me to hit the ol dusty trail… *sees akko all pouty* <in thoughts> damn it, you cute little shit! Come on, let's go…