Homestuck Paradox Space: Summerteen Romance

Homestuck Paradox Space: Summerteen Romance

Project Overview

Voice dub of Summerteen Romance from Paradox Space. Eridan and Rose will be done by me, Cal, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy will be done with text-to-speech. Will be posted on my YouTube channel.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC8upq0gmWnQLgxURhMss7A

Aradia Megido
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Aradia Megido
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Unpaid

In a script written by Karkat, Aradia is the ghost of a former Camp Sgrub camper. The monster in the woods killed her after she found what appears to be a map to a secret treasure. The summer after her death, Aradia's skeleton is found by Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat, Nepeta Leijon, Equius, Feferi, and Sollux Captor. Aradia's ghost appears to them and she tries to warn them about the monster, but he is already there. Later, after Vriska reveals that what appeared to be a map was actually the treasure and Nepeta slays the Bearjack, it is posited by a future Karkat editing the script that Bearjack can eat Aradia again since they are both incorporeal.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • ghost
  • Spirit
  • Although I am slightly less enthusiastic about summercamp now that I am a ghost who is dead.

  • I am sorry, Kanaya, but there is no time.

  • You all need to leave these woods if you do not want to also become ghosts. O_O

Tavros Nitram
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Tavros Nitram
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Unpaid

Shy, emotionally manipulated and hurt by others.

  • Uhh, I think actually, cats will sleep on beds...

  • U-U-UMM, I W-WON'T LET YOU, DRINK THOSE DRUGS H-HERE

  • Um, I think I will stay here as well because I do not feel well.

Sollux Captor
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Sollux Captor
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Unpaid

Annoying, that's it. Also, he talks with a lisp. That's the description. (I hate Sollux, sorry not sorry)

  • Ugh, this plathe ith a DUMP. Good thing I brought my thmartphone.

  • We're going to be murdered in our thleep.

  • My phone'th preciouth batterieth...!

Karkat Vantas
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
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Unpaid

The main character/narrator of the story, tries to keep everything in line.

Language:
  • english
  • LOOK, JUST STOP YELLING, OKAY? IT'S OBNOXIOUS.

  • ...KEEP READING. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THIS ASSHOLE HAS TO SAY.

  • IT MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SO WRONG TO WANT TO MAKE ONE...

Nepeta Leijon
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Nepeta Leijon
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Unpaid

Within the manuscript Karkat wrote, Nepeta attends Camp Sgrub with her friends. Nepeta initially tries to share a bunk with Terezi before Vriska kicks her out. After Karkat breaks up their fight, Nepeta ends up sharing a bunk with Feferi. During the beach montage, Nepeta is shown wearing floaties and shown hunting fish with Feferi. Throughout the story, Nepeta often blushes around Karkat. "Dave Slider" insults Nepeta by comparing her to Garfield.


Later that night, Nepeta joins others in drinking "drugs," which she notes tastes a clawful lot like root beer. When a bear shows up, Nepeta is the only troll who does not appear afraid.


At dawn, when "Big Cal" sells Camp Sgrub to Camp Sburb, Nepeta appears ready to fight. When Vriska saves the day by revealing she has the secret treasure, Nepeta calls Vriska a good purrson. When Nepeta is threatened by the bear again, she remains unfrightened and Equius finally stands up for her. Nepeta sheds a tear at this show of loyalty and uses him as a jumping platform to summersault onto the bear's back to murder it. Nepeta drools over the corpse when Kanaya cuts it in half with her chainsaw. Later, at a bonfire, Nepeta eats a slab of meat, presumably from the bear.

Language:
  • english
  • I was here furst. Y-you should get your own bunk.

  • maybe I should shuffle from meow on

  • Meow you're a sufficient height... fur me to do THISSS!!!

Kanaya Maryam
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
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Unpaid

Knows her way around the camp, and also knew about Aradia being dead. Warned the others that going into the woods was a bad idea.

Language:
  • english
  • I Would Reiterate That We Should Follow Our Counselers Example And Be In Bed And Sleeping

  • W-Wait This Is A Bad Idea

  • That's... But... What Will Happen To The Camp Sgrub... That I Knew? That We Fought For?

Terezi Pyrope
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
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Unpaid

Doesn't really have a major role in the comic, and is just there to keep an eye on the others.

Language:
  • english
  • I DON'T APPROVE, BUT I'LL COME JUST TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU GUYS

  • IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF WITHOUT BIG CAL... THEN WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE PUPPET...?

  • AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT?

Vriska Serket
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
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Unpaid

Vriska stars as a character in a COMING-OF-AGE ROMANTIC DRAMEDY SCREENPLAYwritten by Karkat Vantas. She arrives at Camp Sgrub with the her fellow campers. When they make it to the cabins, Vriska tries to challenge Terezi over who gets the top bunk with a roll of the an eight sided die, but Terezi tries bunks with Nepeta Leijon instead. Vriska kicks Nepeta's bag off the bunk and taunts her. As the fight is about to escalate, Karkat's self insert interrupts the fight. Afterwards, Terezi gives Vriska a long look of disapproval.


After being welcomed to the camp by counselor Bro and "Big Cal," everyone heads to the beach. While Vriska seems disinterested in the prospect of the beach, she is shown genuinely destressing while lounging with Terezi. When Karkat's original characters based on Dave Strider, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy show up, they mention a secret treasure, which Vriska is excited about. They also insult most of the campers, calling Vriska some hipster. Once the campers at surrounding a campfire, Vriska asks Bro about the secret treasure. Bro calls it a myth, but also mentions there being a map.


Later, during the night, Vriska and Terezi draw on Bro's face with a marker. Feferi Peixes brings out "drugs" (revealed later to be Drug brand root beer), which impresses Vriska. Vriska suggests going out to the woods to do drugs so they do not get caught. She is joined by Terezi, Feferi, Karkat, Nepeta, Equius, Kanaya, and Sollux. Vriska mocks Tavros Nitram for not joining them. Vriska leads the group deep into the woods, where they find the map to the secret treasure, along with Aradia Megido's skeleton. Aradia's ghost appears and tries to warn them to leave the woods before the monster appears, but she's too late and the monster is already there. Vriska looks scared and runs away with the others.


After a time skip, Vriska claims to have lost the treasure map. After a second time skip, Vriska is on the beach to witness Big Cal sell Camp Sgrub to Dave and a rap-off between Dave and Tavros. During the rap off, Vriska tries to abscond with the treasure map but is stopped by Terezi. They have a moment and Terezi offers to let Vriska play the hero. Vriska comes back to the beach and reveals that the treasure map was the real treasure all along, with it being a check for "a bromillion dollars," and the treasure chest was actually the real map.


At the end of the story, Vriska can be seen smiling while sitting with Terezi and Sollux.

Language:
  • english
  • Hey, guys! Let's GO DO DRUGS in the WOODS!

  • Well that was easy to find! I guess I didn't need to use you guys as monster 88 after all.

  • Well good! Don't think for a second playing hero now would make you a good person, SIS.

Equius Zahhak
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
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Unpaid

Likes being ordered around by others, also serves as semi-protection for Nepeta.

Language:
  • english
  • Excuse me, honorable member of the 1%. Would you allow me the honor of sharing your bunk?

  • I thought you said having STRONG hands was good in this game

  • I don't suppose it matters either way... what with Eridan defecting to Camp Sburb.

Gamzee Makara
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
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Unpaid

Within the manuscript Karkat wrote, Gamzee attends Camp Sgrub with his friends. Gamzee shares a bunk with Equius, who is on the bunk beneath him. During the beach montage, Gamzee is shown building a sand castle. "Dave Slider" insults Gamzee by calling him a "backgroundigan."


Later that night, when offered to join in drinking "drugs," Gamzee rejects the offer in order to continue building more sand castles. While the others are away, Dave and "Jeromy" get into the Sgrub cabin by sneaking past Gamzee, who is sleeping in a sand castle. At dawn, when "Big Cal" sells Camp Sgrub to Camp Sburb, Gamzee is seen lounging in his giant sand castle, which Eridan destroys by kicking a bomb at it. Gamzee at first appears enraged, but is ultimately fine with it.

Language:
  • english
  • Hold up, I thought this was a summercamp.

  • Hm? ah, nah. think i'm just gonna stay here all buildin' the FUCK outta this sandcastle

  • Finally done with this motherfuckin' dope sandcastle.

Feferi Peixes
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Feferi Peixes
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Unpaid

Enjoys blabbering about nonsense from time to time, also does "drugs".

Language:
  • english
  • Wow! I'm so troll excited! I can't troll wait to sea with my troll eyes what activities we do troll first!

  • Then DELIQUENTS is what we're GONNA BE

  • So that's reely that, huh. I wonder what they're talking about... the counselors.

Dave Strider
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Dave Strider
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Unpaid

The one reading Karkat's story, member of Camp Sburb.

Language:
  • english
  • karkat are you writing fanfiction about your friends going through puberty?

  • HEH. looks like CAMP SGRUB attracted a bumper crop of its TITULAR SPECIALTY this year.

  • look, we're buying your camp so we don't have to share the lake OR the treasure with you trolls.

Bro Strider
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Bro Strider
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Unpaid

Camp counselor, not exactly stable.

Language:
  • english
  • according to legend, a tribe of bloodthirsty lake pirates hid their vast wealth and a map to its location in the lake and surrounding woods, respectively

  • so hey bros i just sold camp sgrub to camp sburb

  • camp sgrub might end, kanaya, but that doesn't mean it's gone

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