Homestuck Paradox Space: Summerteen Romance
Martiitale for Vriska Serket
Vriska Serket
Vriska stars as a character in a COMING-OF-AGE ROMANTIC DRAMEDY SCREENPLAYwritten by Karkat Vantas. She arrives at Camp Sgrub with the her fellow campers. When they make it to the cabins, Vriska tries to challenge Terezi over who gets the top bunk with a roll of the an eight sided die, but Terezi tries bunks with Nepeta Leijon instead. Vriska kicks Nepeta's bag off the bunk and taunts her. As the fight is about to escalate, Karkat's self insert interrupts the fight. Afterwards, Terezi gives Vriska a long look of disapproval.
After being welcomed to the camp by counselor Bro and "Big Cal," everyone heads to the beach. While Vriska seems disinterested in the prospect of the beach, she is shown genuinely destressing while lounging with Terezi. When Karkat's original characters based on Dave Strider, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy show up, they mention a secret treasure, which Vriska is excited about. They also insult most of the campers, calling Vriska some hipster. Once the campers at surrounding a campfire, Vriska asks Bro about the secret treasure. Bro calls it a myth, but also mentions there being a map.
Later, during the night, Vriska and Terezi draw on Bro's face with a marker. Feferi Peixes brings out "drugs" (revealed later to be Drug brand root beer), which impresses Vriska. Vriska suggests going out to the woods to do drugs so they do not get caught. She is joined by Terezi, Feferi, Karkat, Nepeta, Equius, Kanaya, and Sollux. Vriska mocks Tavros Nitram for not joining them. Vriska leads the group deep into the woods, where they find the map to the secret treasure, along with Aradia Megido's skeleton. Aradia's ghost appears and tries to warn them to leave the woods before the monster appears, but she's too late and the monster is already there. Vriska looks scared and runs away with the others.
After a time skip, Vriska claims to have lost the treasure map. After a second time skip, Vriska is on the beach to witness Big Cal sell Camp Sgrub to Dave and a rap-off between Dave and Tavros. During the rap off, Vriska tries to abscond with the treasure map but is stopped by Terezi. They have a moment and Terezi offers to let Vriska play the hero. Vriska comes back to the beach and reveals that the treasure map was the real treasure all along, with it being a check for "a bromillion dollars," and the treasure chest was actually the real map.
At the end of the story, Vriska can be seen smiling while sitting with Terezi and Sollux.
- english
Hey, guys! Let's GO DO DRUGS in the WOODS!
Well that was easy to find! I guess I didn't need to use you guys as monster 88 after all.
Well good! Don't think for a second playing hero now would make you a good person, SIS.