Highschool of the Dead in 30 Seconds
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A condensed version of Highschool of the Dead that shoves in some of the main ideas of the original series but presents them within a reasonable time-frame.
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Incredibly dense, yet incredibly honest. Many are attracted to him for seemingly no reason, yet he's too oblivious to realize it. He's a genuine, good-hearted idiot.
“This is bad… I’ve wanted a Charizard for so long! Maybe we can still make it!”
“Really? I had no idea. Probably because it’s super easy to move around in huh?”
“I literally didn’t understand a word you just said. Like, it went right over my head. None of that made any sense to me.”
Deeply in love with main character Takashi, though he's far too dense to understand. She is constantly overtly flirting with him to little avail. Can be often hot-headed because of such.
“Isn’t Takashi the coolest?”
“Takashi! I leave you out of my sights for one second, and you finally learn how to flirt with a woman? …And it wasn’t me!?”
“Seriously, why did the boy I end up loving have to be so thick?”
Completely stuck up and controlling. Has no shame in using others to her advantage. Despite her shortcomings, she may just be the most normal-headed of the group.
“You know, the whole emo bitch act was kinda hot back in middle school, but now it just pisses me off.”
“It’s fine, I give you permission to praise my intellect.”
“Quite little piggie. I’m sick of your voice already.”
Seemingly normal on the outside, but an insane lunatic on the inside. He has an obsession with guns, desperately waiting for the day when he can finally put his skills to use. In love with Takagi and treats her as his queen.
“Uh, hey Takagi…. Not that I’m ungrateful or anything, but… Why are you tagging along with me? Didn’t you find me repulsive?”
“What a lovely day for blood bath!”
“The rifle chooses the rifleman. It wanted to be found and found it has been.”
Overly provocative and unexplainedly attracted to how dense Takashi is. Love killing and a zombie apocalypses is the prefect time to let loose.
“Well lucky for us, so is the DMV. She’s licensed to drive. Somehow.”
“I can’t say why, but that dense head of yours gets me all bothered and hot.”
“You should go. It’s best not to keep a dog in heat waiting.”
A complete idiot. Somehow has survived a zombie outbreak and is kept around mostly because of her random skill set and luck. Also, she's an idiot. Did I mention that she was an idiot?
“You ever wonder what came first, the bear or the gummy bear?”
“I like cars. They go vroom vroom! Ka-chow!”
“I think I turned it on. The vibration is making me tingle all over!”
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