Futurama Comic Dub

"Thanks to Denial I'm Immortal"

"No I'm doesn't!!"

"I prefer the programs of the genre World's Blankiest blank!"

"I'll be a science fiction hero! Just like Uhura or Captain Janeway or Xena!"

"HELP POLICE!!"

"Uh I can explain that. See, it use to be milk and,well, time makes fool of us all."

"Well, I may not have brain smarts, but at least I have street smarts."

"I hope he didn't die. Unless he left me a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die"

"I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead"

“This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!”

“Hahahahaha. Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.”

“I’ll build by own theme park. With black jack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park!”

“You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.”

. “Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.”

“Have you tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

“Bite My Shiny Metal Ass”

"you can't go to Omega 3! It's forbidden! I forbid you!"

"Professor, please, society is never gonna make any progress until we learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these videos strangers feel welcome!"

"Fry, remember what we said about ending your stories a sentence earlier?"

"Aw it's cute! Wait, no it looks like Bender!"

"Y'know Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!"

"Hey let's go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B's they'd buy me a car, and I got all C's!"

"Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me" 

"Spluh!"

"SPLEESH"

"Queesh!"

"I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"

"Uh-oh! I shouldn't have had seconds"

"OKAY OKAY! I admit it! My people are them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, then they were gone! We're sorry! "

"WOOP WOOP WOOOP"

"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated!" 

"A-Ha! Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! [Eats Sandwich] IM RUINED!!"

"eh wha? Oh you can keep that hunk of junk. I only made you find it to get you out of my metephoricall hair!" 

"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it's been completely destroyed"

"These old Doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easy not knowing where they are"

"With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!" 

"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas to Sicily 8, the mob planet"

"I'm sorry Fry but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all!" 

"Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say. How is his wife holding up? To shreds you say. Very well"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"SWEET GUINEA PIG OF WINNIPEG!"

"Its the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, Jerk beef,Jerk pork! Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"

"My manwich!"

"Listen you filthy crab! 1000 years ago there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsledders!"

"IM GOING TO JUMP!"

"OK , Captain, dis is just a standard legal release,protecting Planet Express in de event of de unforseen"

"DOOOOOOOM!!!!"

"KITTENS GIVE MORBO GAS"

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!" 

"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!"

Say something you think would fit

"Ahaha the situation is indeed grim! Now we go to a live statement from Mom!"

"As you can see behind me,these mysterious giant sea creatures are terrorizing New New York, giving new meaning to the term Jumbo Shrimp" 

"In all, this is one day mittens the kitten won't soon forget"

"FEMINISTAS UNITE!"

"[drunk] Hey...You....Good evening.. who you callin drunk?! Your not drunk, I'm drunk" 

"when I'm in command, Every mission is a suicide mission"

"Stop exploding , you cowards!" 

"We have failed to uphold Brannigans law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question." 

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't killing haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone.thats why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air" 

"that's surprisingly Noble of you sir"

"Dear diary, I just made love for the second time..."

[Sigh]