"when I'm in command, Every mission is a suicide mission"

"Stop exploding , you cowards!" 

"We have failed to uphold Brannigans law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question." 

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't killing haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone.thats why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air"