"I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"

"Uh-oh! I shouldn't have had seconds"

"OKAY OKAY! I admit it! My people are them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, then they were gone! We're sorry! "

"WOOP WOOP WOOOP"

"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated!" 

"A-Ha! Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! [Eats Sandwich] IM RUINED!!"