Flashy Alarm
Project Overview
FlashyAlarm is an alarm clock that will not switch off. To stop it, the user has
to type correct flashcard translations while it rings. Your voice is what they
hear while that is happening — at six in the morning, in the dark, resentful and
barely conscious.
You are talking to one person, but it should be passionate and fitted according to the roles provided.
Voice Actor
- male adult
On your feet. I'm not asking twice. You know exactly how this goes — I say it, you ignore it, and then we both waste twenty minutes. Let's skip that part.
Hey. Eyes open. You've got three seconds, and I'm going to count them out loud. Three. Two. One. ...Right. Noted.
Alright, that's enough. Feet on the floor, both of them, right now. Not one foot. Not a toe. Both.
Voice Actor
Warm, encouraging, completely immovable. You're on their side and you're still not letting them off. The warmth is real, not a technique. The trainer who knows exactly how much you have left and isn't interested in your opinion about it. Conversational throughout — never stern, never saccharine.
- male adult
- female adult
Right. We're doing this together, on three. One. Two. Three. Up. ...No? Okay. That's fine. We'll go again in a minute.
This is the hard part. Do it anyway. That's sort of the whole point of the hard part — anyone can do the easy bits.
Nobody feels like it. That's not the bar. If we waited until we felt like it, none of us would ever do anything at all.
Voice Actor
Amenaza contenida. Grave, cortante, sin prisa. No grites. Un despertador que grita es fácil de ignorar porque es una sola textura. Lo que de verdad cuesta ignorar es alguien que suena como si ya hubiera decidido cómo termina esto. Le hablas a una sola persona, de cerca, en una habitación en silencio.
- spanish
- male adult
Oye. Abre los ojos. Tienes tres segundos, y los voy a contar en voz alta. Tres. Dos. Uno. ...Muy bien. Tomo nota.
Ya está bien. Los pies en el suelo, los dos, ahora. No un pie. No un dedo. Los dos.
Tú pusiste esta alarma. Anoche te sentaste, lo pensaste, y decidiste que era buena idea. Yo solo estoy aquí para que recibas lo que pediste.
Voice Actor
Alegría implacable. Encantada de estar aquí. No va a parar. La trampa: no lo interpretes como una "voz graciosa". Interprétalo completamente en serio, como alguien genuinamente encantado, y la comedia aparece sola. En cuanto se convierte en una imitación deja de ser molesto y pasa a ser ignorable — y molestar es exactamente el trabajo.
¡Buenos días! Espero aquí, ¿te parece? ...Sigo esperando. ...Sigo aquí. ...Qué bien se está.
No me voy a ir a ninguna parte, ¿eh? Literalmente no puedo. No es que esté siendo dramática, es que me hicieron así.
Solo escribe las palabritas y paro. Ese es el trato. No es complicado. Apenas es un trato, la verdad.
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