Charlotte Abridged
Project Overview
MUST BE 18+
Charlotte Abridged is a chaotic parody dub of Charlotte that takes the original series’ superpowers, drama, romance, and emotional trauma and asks the important question: “What if everyone was significantly dumber?”
Expect stupid arguments, characters confidently misunderstanding basic concepts, wildly inappropriate reactions to serious situations, terrible lies, overly dramatic threats, and jokes that occasionally become more elaborate than the plot itself.
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Extra cast with occasional witty retorts and remarks!
Well on the bright side, he can't drive drunk anymore.
It should've been me! Not the wall!
Let's welcome to the podium, Yu!
Yoshiyuki is the student council president of Hinomori Highschool. He appears sparsely in the story.
Aw damn it! I ripped my Playboy Magazine!
You got a 104. There were only a hundred points.
You went from barely literate to Oppenheimer over summer break.
Underneath his glasses is a boy hiding his insatiable urge to kill. Chill guy once you get to know em.
Well that was rude. He didn't even say “excuse me”. (pause) Guess I’ll have to jump him.
You can't see an invisible person get hurt, can you?
That’s crazy. Anyway, I’ve stopped caring.
I need a man who knows what he wants.
Listen, this isn't gonna work out. I realized that I need to have better self-esteem and stop letting immature boys drag me around.
I’m trying really hard to respect you right now.
She is a first-year student and the Student Council president of Hoshinoumi Academy. She continuously hexes people and is VERY into the occult.
That's right! I'm a witch. Now make sure you obey me or else I'll boil your skin and cook you in a stew, M'kay?
I know who you are. You're a cheater cheating cheat cheat! You cheat on your tests, you cheat at life, and you'd probably cheat on that girl you're with! Because you're a cheating cheater who cheats!
Disobey me and I’ll put a hex on your Wi-Fi.
Yu's younger sister who after traumatic life events went through a rare case of puberty where her voice is now incredibly masculine and deep.
Brother, can we get ice cream? I’ve had a difficult afternoon.
Can we get a puppy?
Brother, I think I’m going through a rebellious phase.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This character appears with two different personalities, Yusa Nishimori and Misa Kurobane. Both personalities drastically differ and you'll need to be effective at switching tones. Please keep this in mind when auditioning!
Hi everyone! Remember to smile, stay positive, and financially support me! (Yusa)
I wrote this song from the heart. The sponsor wrote the second verse. (Yusa)
I SHALL REDUCE THIS PLACE TO ASH AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE AIR QUALITY! (Misa)
Yumi's wingwomen and socially inept bestie.
I’m helping by standing nearby and looking concerned.
He carried you in his arms! I’ve seen enough romance anime to know what happens next!
Yumi, your knight in shining armor has arrived! His armor is a school uniform, but still! He risked his life for you!
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