A DAY IN THE LIFE OF FREDDY FAZBEAR! (A Fortnitemares Skit) 🐻🍕

“Well, well! Looks like we’ve got ourselves a new friend! Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! I just KNOW we’re gonna get along!”

“Come on out, buddy! We just wanna be friends! There’s no need to hide… because I’ll ALWAYS find you.”

“You know, I really don’t understand why you’re so afraid of us. We’ve done EVERYTHING we can to make you feel welcome! Bonnie tried talking to you, Chica brought you a little snack, and Foxy even came out of his cove just to say hello! And how do you repay us? By running away and locking yourself in your office! Now, I think it’s time we had a little TALK about your behavior.”

“Okay, look, I’m trying to be nice here. I’ve said hello, I’ve waved at you, and I’ve even tried having a normal conversation with you. But every single time I show up, you slam the door in my face! What’s your problem, man? We’re not strangers anymore. We work in the same building! Well… technically, you work here and I perform here, but you get what I’m saying!”

“Hey, Freddy? Can I ask you something? Why does the new guy keep running away from us? I tried saying hello earlier, and he practically sprinted back to his office. Did I do something wrong? I mean, I know I can be a little loud sometimes, but I was just trying to be nice. Maybe he needs some time to get used to us. Yeah… that makes sense.

“Hey, everybody! I’m Bonnie the Bunny, and I’m the lead guitarist here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! Whether you’re here for the pizza, the music, or just a good time with the family, we’ve got something for everyone! So come on down to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, where the fun never ends! And remember, we’ll always be here to welcome you with open arms! Heh, see you soon!”

“Hi, everyone! I’m Chica, and welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! We’ve got delicious pizza, fun games, great music, and the best friends you could ever ask for! Whether you’re celebrating a birthday or just stopping by for a bite to eat, we’ve got something for you! So bring the whole family, grab a slice, and come have some fun with us! We can’t wait to see you!”

“Freddy said we should do something nice for our new friend, so I figured I’d bring him some food! Everybody loves food, right? I mean, what’s better than a nice, warm pizza after a long day of work? But every time I try to give him something, he runs away! I don’t get it. Is he on a diet or something? Because that’s honestly kind of sad.”

“Okay, seriously, what is his problem? I’ve been nothing but nice to that guy! I offered him food, I tried talking to him, and I even told him he could hang out with us after his shift! And what does he do? He runs into his office and locks the door! You know what? Fine. He doesn’t have to eat my pizza. More for me.”

“Freddy, mate, I’ve got a question for ye. Why in the world are we wastin’ our time tryin’ to make friends with this bloke? He’s a night guard, not a birthday guest! He’s here to watch the place, and we’re here to do our thing. Simple as that! But if ye ask me, I’d rather see how fast he can run before the sun comes up. Now THAT sounds like a good time!”

“ARRR, THERE YE ARE! Thought ye could hide from ol’ Foxy, did ye? I’ve been waitin’ all night for a chance to stretch me legs, and now I’ve finally got somethin’ worth chasin’! Go on, run! Scream if ye like! It won’t make a difference to me. I’ve got me eyes on ye now, lad, and I don’t plan on lettin’ ye get away!”

“Ye can sing songs, bake cakes, and throw the lad a welcome party for all I care. But don’t expect me to join in on this little friendship nonsense. When I see that guard, I see a target\. And when I get me hands on him… well, let’s just say his shift is gonna end a little earlier than he planned!”

“Alright, KD, you’ve got this. It’s just a night shift. Sit in the office, watch the cameras, make sure nobody breaks in, and go home in the morning. Easy money. Besides, what am I supposed to be afraid of? A bunch of singing robots? Please. I’ve got nothing to worry about.”

“Hey, remember me? The guy you hired about five minutes after we started talking? Yeah, well, I’ve got a little problem. Your robots are walking around the building, staring at me, following me, and one of them just tried to chase me down the hallway! So, I have ONE question for you. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT ANY OF THIS?! …Hello? Hello?! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!”

“Okay. Alright. Just breathe. It’s fine. Everything is fine. I’m just sitting in a room with limited power while a bunch of killer animatronics wander around outside, waiting for me to open the door. That’s completely normal, right? People do this every day. …I’m getting paid for this. I am GETTING PAID FOR THIS. There is absolutely no way I’m quitting before my first paycheck.”

“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! I’m sure you’ve heard of us before. Great pizza, fun entertainment, and singing animatronics! What’s not to love? Anyway, your job is pretty simple. Watch the cameras, keep an eye on the building, and try not to waste too much electricity. Management gets pretty upset about that.”

“I’m sure the job sounded pretty easy when you applied. Sit in an office, watch some cameras, and make sure nobody breaks in. Simple, right? Well, there’s just one little thing they forgot to mention. The animatronics might mistake you for an endoskeleton without a costume. And, uh, they don’t exactly handle that misunderstanding very well. So, whatever you do, don’t let them inside your office!”

“Freddy usually stays on stage for a while, Bonnie likes wandering around the hallways, and Chica tends to hang around the kitchen. You’ll probably hear some strange noises coming from there. Don’t worry about it. The kitchen camera doesn’t work anyway. And Foxy? Just remember to check Pirate Cove. If that curtain opens, you might want to keep an eye on him.”