Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney − Justice for All (fan dub)
Jared for Wendy Oldbag
Miss Wendy Oldbag is an irritable and easily provoked elderly woman working as a security guard for Global Studios. Miss Oldbag is an insatiable gossip who is almost always irritable and takes offense at the smallest slight- often launching into long winded tirades as a result.
I'm looking for someone who can sound like a stereotypical old lady, but has the chops deliver some of Oldbag's longer and fiercer rants.
(Describing Will Powers- the defendant in "Turnabout Samurai")
"He's not a bad kid, but don't be fooled by his mask! You wouldn't want him on the silver screen without it, believe me. Little old ladies watching would lose their lunch!"(Upon Meeting Edgeworth for the first time... flirting???)
Edgeworth: "Will the witness declare her name?"
"Hmm? My, aren't you a handsome fellow! I'm afraid I'm a bit flustered!"
Edgeworth: "Y-your name, please!"
"Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me "grandma.""
Edgeworth: "YOUR NAME, PLEASE!"
"Wendy Oldbag, dearie."(Rambling angrily at incredible speed)
"Gawkers! Sightseers! Tourists! I know the type. You heard about the incident and came to snoop around. Youths today! Something horrible happens and all you can think of is sightseeing. Wasting your time at a place like this. Don't you have jobs you should be doing? Or do lawyers not work like the rest of us? Maybe I should become a lawyer too. Sounds like a life of ease to me no work just loafing around all day as you please. Well when I was young things were a mite different, mind you we didn't prance around in strange hippie clothes. What are the youths coming to these days my own son hasn't called in years and you..."
I honestly can't think of what to say because I was too busy laughing.
LOOL hopefully in a good way xDD
