L_Smith
auditioning for
Ribs B. Witherson
in Minecraft: Small Steps (A Minecraft Film)
a retired royal official who insists on wearing formal attire everywhere. His ridiculous behavior isn't because he's stupid; it's because he has absolutely no interest in behaving according to his age or reputation.
“I did not survive three wars, two arrows at the face, and a very unpleasant incident involving a llama to be spoken to in that tone.”
“Right. Nobody panic. Panic is expensive, unproductive, and dreadful for the situatio- And- its on fire- Yep its on fire- OH GOD- EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE GONNA DIE-"”
“When I was your age, we didn't have enchanted weapons. We had sticks, questionable judgment, and Notch still owned the game- wait who said that? That wasn't me...”