Minecraft: Small Steps (A Minecraft Film)

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Ribs B. Witherson
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Ribs B. Witherson

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a retired royal official who insists on wearing formal attire everywhere. His ridiculous behavior isn't because he's stupid; it's because he has absolutely no interest in behaving according to his age or reputation.

The sides they read from:
  • “I did not survive three wars, two arrows at the face, and a very unpleasant incident involving a llama to be spoken to in that tone.”

  • “Right. Nobody panic. Panic is expensive, unproductive, and dreadful for the situatio- And- its on fire- Yep its on fire- OH GOD- EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE GONNA DIE-"”

  • “When I was your age, we didn't have enchanted weapons. We had sticks, questionable judgment, and Notch still owned the game- wait who said that? That wasn't me...”