Babywithagun
auditioning for
Commissioner Thompson
in StickWorld: Anything Goes!
StickWorld: Anything Goes!
Babywithagun for Commissioner Thompson
Voice Actor
Commissioner Thompson
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Paid: Flat Rate 20 USD
Age: 50s–60s
Voice: Deep, stern, authoritative, and permanently irritated.
The no-nonsense Commissioner desperately trying to keep the StickTown Police Department professional, disciplined, and vaguely functional. Unfortunately, managing the STPD has left him approximately one headache away from retirement.
Voice description:
- male senior
The sides they read from:
Officers, we have a new recruit joining us today. Rookie Ronaldo. I expect everyone to make him feel welcome, so let's put on a friendly face. (Every officer immediately puts on an identical, horrifying cheesy-smile mask.) …I don't know why I bother. (He pushes Ronaldo toward the group.) He's yours. I'll be in my office.
(Lieutenant Maggie sits across from Thompson's desk.) You TASERED A MAN FOR LITTERING?! Do you have ANY IDEA how much of our police budget you're burning through?! Keep this up and I'll have you demoted to CONSTABLE!
Hold the phone... Superintendent Wickham is visiting at THREE?! (His eyes widen. He bolts across the station, shoving officers out of his path.) MOVE! MOVE! (He SLAMS the emergency alarm.) ALL OFFICERS, CODE RED! CODE RED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
