Oct 07, 2026 Denki auditioning for Agent Eiffel in The Redacted SCP [SCP -0]

Whinot Toonish Oct 13

Its not bad, but id like you to take another attempt. Im hearing a naturally laid back tone sort of 'Im cool and you cant touch me', and a hint of 'Guys, I'm so edgy'. Id like you to take more of a Smug tone. Cool yes, but also kind of an ass, and a sort of 'showman' energy with the sarcasm. They have to listen to you, and because you cant be bothered to take it seriously, you're just gonna dance around the idea of doing a "professional interview, or whatever". I know thats a bit esoteric of a description, I hope it comes across though. If you're interested, id also appreciate you submitting an audition for Dr. Osmos, Id like to hear how your voice would match up with his lines.

Voice Actor

Agent Eiffel

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Mobile Task Force operative interviewed about his encounters with SCP-[-0] during field operations.

Length:
Short interview, 3-5 minutes

Voice Description

Age range: 25–35

Casual, quick-talking, and mildly sarcastic.

Exhausted but articulate — the kind of person who’s seen so much that nothing really shocks him anymore.

Delivery should stay mostly unbothered and dry even while describing completely absurd events.

The only real crack in the performance comes at the very end, when the horror finally registers. That moment should hit harder because of how casual everything before it was.

Think smooth, verbal, and a little tired of his own job (Nathan Fillion / Chris Pratt energy is a solid reference)

Note: This character is intentionally written as a nod to Wolf 359. A Zach Valenti-style performance would be ideal, but I’m more interested in the energy and attitude than a voice match.

Voice description:

sarcastic
casual
male adult
Jaded
Quick-talking
animation/character

The sides they read from:

(Beginning a work story in a sarcastic manner)Well, take a seat for another special installment of “everyone’s gonna die if we don’t get there in time.” Same routine, same existential dread, same terrible coffee.
(Nonchalant and comfortable)We were laughing, morale was high. And after we landed he even tossed me a pack of cigarettes like a chain-smoking fairy godmother. Ten out of ten, instant favorite. Supply man of the year as far as I’m concerned.
(Jaded and mocking) Doc, look at where I work. My bar for “unusual” is somewhere in the stratosphere and left the atmosphere the day I started working for “Illuminati Incorporated.”

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