The Redacted SCP [SCP -0]

Charles Ormsbee for Researcher Stanley

Researcher Stanley
Voice Actor Voice Actor

Researcher Stanley

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Unpaid

Foundation researcher who appears in several testing notes. Provides dry observational commentary.

Voice Description

Male
Age range: 30–50

Slow, understated, and deadpan.

Humor should come from saying absurd things in a completely flat, procedural voice rather than from energy or sarcasm.

Needs a clear shift in tone for the second line — earlier lines can be dryly amused, but that final observation should carry genuine unease.

Think quiet, unhurried, and professorial (the driest person in the room rather than the loudest)


The key is restraint. The comedy and the discomfort both work best when the delivery stays low-key.

Voice description:
  • Dry
  • deadpan
  • low
  • male adult
The sides they read from:
  • Granted, we weren’t certain what would happen, but if we’re faced with infinite possibilities,’ nothing’ is definitely one of the better outcomes.

  • He has the ability to fully rewrite canon. Yet leaves behind evidence of the destruction… What exactly did he do during that test…

  • Improv