The Redacted SCP [SCP -0]

Kay for Agent Eiffel

Kay
Kay auditioning for Agent Eiffel in The Redacted SCP [SCP -0]
Whinot Toonish

Why thank you! Though I cant take true credit, I only wrote Agent Eiffels lines for this project. The REAL Doug Eiffel was written by Gabrielle Urbina, for Wolf359. I highly recommend taking a listen, to see just how accurate your performance was here 👏👏👏

    Kay
    Kay

    Dude - Y'know what I noticed actually based offa the animatics at least? (Yes I took some time to peruse the large pool of them) Your descriptor of Douglas was spot on. Eiffel sounds tired. Whether that be from the mission they're all on, or dealing with the people there; he just sounds tired. But then he has moments of emotional outbursts. And some dry humor on the side (which is friggin fantastic mind you).

    I stand by what I said, regardless. Gold stars for you.

    Just off of the few lines, I can tell this character is going to be a 'dropped dime' type of thing when this all comes out. I mean he's got the sarcasm, he's tired, the third entry being the emotional outburst, and depending on who you pick for the role gang, you got something great here. AND TO TOP IT ALLLLLLLL OFF; ITS A CHARACTER IN THE SCP UNIVERSE. Can't ask for more.

    The VA in the animatics did a great job too. I assume at least it was the same guy at least. I dunno man, there's something about sarcastic characters that just... augh. Anyway. Comments too long, yadda yadda. Thank you for taking your time to read into this! I have some things to think about VA'ng wise on delivery and what have you. Genuinely a proper "shame on me" for going into this somewhat blind and not reading into the prompt a little more, BUT THIS WAS FUN TO DO. And I'm comfortable with how it turned out ^^

      Whinot Toonish

      What can I say, Wolf359 was the first Audio Drama I really sat down to enjoy, and I fell in love with the writing. You did a remarkable job of capturing the character despite not knowing, and for that, you should be proud of yourslef

        Kay
        Kay

        AYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAP ME UP HOMIE!! That's a healthy high praise.

        And just to letcha knowwwww, I'm genuinely invested in this, role or not. What that means, is imma be on high alert for when this drops. It's not a diss or nothing, but audio stuff, speedruns n' all that are things I friggin fall asleep too. They're "creature comforts" and this, even with how strange the SCP universe can be, is a comfort of mine.

        So don't forget to update this when you drop it. PLEASE AND THAAAAANK YOU.

Agent Eiffel
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Agent Eiffel

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Mobile Task Force operative interviewed about his encounters with SCP-[-0] during field operations.

Length:
Short interview, 3-5 minutes

Voice Description

Age range: 25–35

Casual, quick-talking, and mildly sarcastic.

Exhausted but articulate — the kind of person who’s seen so much that nothing really shocks him anymore.

Delivery should stay mostly unbothered and dry even while describing completely absurd events.

The only real crack in the performance comes at the very end, when the horror finally registers. That moment should hit harder because of how casual everything before it was.

Think smooth, verbal, and a little tired of his own job (Nathan Fillion / Chris Pratt energy is a solid reference)


Note: This character is intentionally written as a nod to Wolf 359. A Zach Valenti-style performance would be ideal, but I’m more interested in the energy and attitude than a voice match.

Voice description:
  • sarcastic
  • casual
  • male adult
  • Jaded
  • Quick-talking
  • animation/character
The sides they read from:
  • (Beginning a work story in a sarcastic manner)Well, take a seat for another special installment of “everyone’s gonna die if we don’t get there in time.” Same routine, same existential dread, same terrible coffee.

  • (Nonchalant and comfortable)We were laughing, morale was high. And after we landed he even tossed me a pack of cigarettes like a chain-smoking fairy godmother. Ten out of ten, instant favorite. Supply man of the year as far as I’m concerned.

  • (Jaded and mocking) Doc, look at where I work. My bar for “unusual” is somewhere in the stratosphere and left the atmosphere the day I started working for “Illuminati Incorporated.”