Shady
auditioning for
Trizza Tethis
in DUBStuck HIVESWAP/FRIENDSIM voice over (MSPA/Homestuck)
Attention, subjects! It is I, your beautiful and benevolent Heiress! Please stop dying in ways that are boring. It’s bad for my brand.
If you're going to be a monster, at least be an aesthetically pleasing one.
You can't just go around befriending everyone you meet. That's how you get culled. Or worse, unfollowed.