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Don Pianta
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Don Pianta

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Don Pianta is a mob boss in Rogueport.

Voice Idea:
Give him a voice that sounds like a mobster.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male adult
  • mobster
The sides they read from:
  • Ex-CUSE me? You want a ... You want me to give you a ticket for da blimp? See, now, to me, dat's funny ... You a stand-up comedian? No? You oughta be. You got some nerve askin' me for dat. I'm Don Pianta! I make cryin' babies weep!

  • It's easy. It's nothin'. It's less dan nothin'. See, da thing is... My own daughter...eloped wit' one of my young...associates. Dey vanished...but it wasn't too long ago dat dey did. Dey oughta still be nearby. You gotta find my daughter, Francesca, an' dis... Frankie...an' bring dem both here. If you are unable to bring dem here, then alls you gotta do is tell me where dey are. Then I shall settle dis matter quickly, an' wid what is known as extreme prejudice.

  • Oh, is dat a true fact? Rogueport Harbor, eh? Well done. I appreciate dis favor you done for me. I'll prepare your blimp tickets. Hey! Hey! You two nimrods! Da kids are at da harbor! NOW GO GET 'EM!