StickWorld: Anything Goes!
alexjewsonvo for God
God
Age: Ageless
Voice: Deep, casual, smug, and effortlessly confident. Essentially a petty suburban dad mixed with a cocky frat-boy.
The creator of StickWorld, StickTown, and everything in between, God possesses limitless divine power and occasionally drops by the mortal world just to see how things are going. Despite being the Almighty, he often carries himself like a petty suburban dad with a competitive streak, a questionable sense of humor, and absolutely no problem reminding people that, yes, he made all of this.
- male young adult
- male adult
- male senior
- jock
- Frat-boy
- suburban
(Walking through a church as everyone stares.) Yes, yes, it’s me. God. Creator of Heaven and Earth, yada yada. Don’t mind me—I just wanna hear what he’s been telling everybody about me.
ID? Seriously? Do you know who I am? I made the stars, the oceans, every living thing on this planet—whatever. (Knocks over the waiter's tray and walks off.) I’ll make my own wine. I can do that. I’m God.
(Appearing dramatically from the heavens.) GRAM! I heard you don’t believe in me. (Beat) That’s adorable. Hey, check this out! (Smites her.) Still feeling skeptical?!