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Sleepy Sapa for Paramedic Penny
Paramedic Penny
Age: 20s–30s
Voice: Bright, upbeat, reassuring, and hopelessly optimistic.
Penny is an STPD paramedic who approaches every emergency with boundless confidence, child-friendly supplies, and an extremely literal understanding of basic first aid. She tends to oversimplify serious situations, treat patients like nervous children, and remain relentlessly positive even when the emergency has gone completely off the rails.
- american (midwest)
- female young adult
- female adult
(Examining a brutally dismembered victim.) Everybody stand back, please! I’m checking for a pulse. (Beat.) He… didn’t make it.
(Attempting CPR.) Okay, compressions! They taught us to follow the beat of Stayin’ Alive… (Panicking.) Does anybody have Spotify?! A radio?! SOMEBODY PLAY THE SONG!
Aww, don’t worry! It’s just a little boo-boo. (Looks at the horrific injury and applies a Hello Kitty Band-Aid.) There! All better. Now, who wants a juice box?