WITCHPUNK Season 2 Casting Call
Marley Joy for Shepetton, female, 1 episode, 3 lines including a 370 word monologue. Corporate, 30’s-50’s, any accent.
Shepetton, female, 1 episode, 3 lines including a 370 word monologue. Corporate, 30’s-50’s, any accent.
The bulk of Shepetton’s lines are her side of a phone call while she is being stalked by Galvin. The monologue eventually fades under Galvin’s dialogue.
She is fielding calls about an ongoing cyberattack against the company while she walks down a hotel corridor. She is pure middle management: as different people dial in on the call, she veers from aggressive to sycophantic.
SIDE setting:
You’re on your way to meet with the cybersecurity chief as this absolute shitshow unfolds when you should have been getting ready for a glitzy corporate event. You’re surrounded by incompetents.
- female adult
I'm on my way up now, Peter, oh hang on, Paris office is calling. (BEAT) If any of you fuckers talk to any governmental bodies before we have assessed the damage, I will personally fly over and fire every single fucking one of you, toot fucking sweet. (BEAT) Peter, me again. Are we containing it? Good. Shit, it's the C- Suite calling me now. (BEAT) Director, how are you? (BEAT) No I realise that, yes sir... yes sir. I'll make sure to tell him. (BEAT) We've got the situation under control, sir…