THE UNITED LEGION OF ETERNITY
Thomas Wemm for ANTAGONIST - CONJOINED CLOWNS
THE CONJOINED CLOWNS
Role: Two people may be assigned to this role. Gender Neutral. ( Any gender can audition )
Tone: One cheerful, one sorrowful
Age: 20s
Character Description
Two clowns fused together, sharing a body but unaware that the other exists. One laughs uncontrollably; the other cries endlessly. They give contradictory information, making them unreliable guides.
Voice Notes
• One voice bright, bubbly, high‑energy
• The other low, trembling, sorrowful
• Overlapping dialogue encouraged if you want to audition for both clowns
( OVERLAPPING ) SORROWFUL CLOWN: Please just leave! Leave now! You don’t understand what this place does to you! I can’t handle it here anymore! | CHEERFUL CLOWN: The fun never ends here! You’re never going to want to leave! You want to stay right?!
( SORROWFUL ) This circus is made up of lies and inconsistencies!
( CHEERFUL ) Everything’s great here! You’re great! We’re great!
