Now I wont be able to write entire scripts all by myself, I have a social life and other things that I have to put first. Not to mention half my idea suck. So what if I had a second mind working on the script? If we both have crappy idea half the time, that's still leaves the other half with good ideas, and two halves make a whole!

Audition requirements: simply submit any script you made in the past. Or make a short script about a guy named Bob going to the grocery store to pick up bananas, but there were no bananas.