"You are nothing more than an outhouse to him, Mr. Eff, whereas I am his
home. He will return, and when he does, that will be the end of it."

"Try something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should work!!"

"You see, he's a bit upset just now. None too pleased with the turn of
events. I, on the other hand, feel quite lovely. Ironic, really,
considering I'm known to be the depressive side of things, while he is
more accustomed to being the manic one."