"(Disgruntled) Hey, did you see the Indians game last night? It was such a heartbreaker. McDowell walks six nobodies and Clemente hits a two-run homer in the eighth! We should just go hang ourselves, we’re so disgraceful."

"(Slightly bitter) I guess not. Still, it’ll be nice to win a World Series once in a blue moon. Not that it’ll happen when I bet on them."

"(Melancholic) Everyone's in here for someone."