Rufus the penguin

Rufus is a grumpy janitor who dislikes young people. He feels underappreciated and disrespected! He's a big sci-fi geek and even writes his own novels. (We're looking for a deep, raspy voice)

Audition lines:

• Penguin >:( = Dishwasher's broken again.        
• Penguin >:( = What's wrong with these youngsters?!        
• Penguin >:( = Don't know how to treat things with respect.        
• Penguin :) = Maybe I should leave the dishwasher broken for a bit.        
• Penguin :) = That'll teach them a lesson! 
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• 3 idle breathing sounds, that sound a bit penguin-like (he's eyeing up the dishwasher)