“I’ll admit it, I’m not a read doctor, but I’ve read enough waterlogged anatomy books to get a general understanding of it, trust me, you’re better off with me than attempting it yourself.” (Honest about his skill level but still wants to stay in buisness)

“I’m a Georgia boy born and raised, but I got on a boat at broken banks and went up the coast till I got here, Little paddle steamer used to go up and down these waters. Heard the ferryman died a while back. Brain bashed in or some such, awful shame that. Now, what else can this sawbones do for you?” (Friendly explanation of his upbringing, he left the south 15ish years ago when he was a teen)

“I’m a doctor not a brick layer.” (Obligatory star trek reference)