I can’t believe it. He had the bright idea to show up in his suit because he’s scared of my female co-workers and started hitting on every woman he saw with no regard for where he was. I tried to stop him, but you know how he is, he didn’t listen to a word I said and ended up trying to pick up every woman in the office.

Do you know what my boss said to me after that? I doubt you’d even believe it. I was docked half a year’s salary.