The Cafe and Diner Archives - Narration
The Game Jockey for No. 2312
No. 2312 is a returning employee of the Cafe and Diner. He started working for the Cafe as a teen in 1992 and then mysteriously disappeared until 2021. It is rumored he has faked his death on numerous occasions and is a firm believer in every conspiracy theory and a staunch debunker of every conspiracy theory. He's a bit of an odd-ball, though it can be hard to tell what is and isn't his actual personality.
(No. 2312 is not exactly happy that CaD re-released Satan.)
"Happy Halloween, the Dark Prince has returned. I didn’t vote for him personally, but, hey, I get it."
(No. 2312 role in CaD primarily revolves around cover-ups, and he knows he's good at cover-ups.)
"Will the morning staff be concerned about the fire damage and occult sigils everywhere? Yes. Will they think it was a teen’s Halloween prank? Oh, I’ll ensure that they do."
(No. 2312 often enjoys his unique position of being a known liar)
"I know No. 1 was a bit vague, but the nice thing about me is you can either trust me or be smart. So I can say whatever I like."
