The Cafe and Diner Archives - Narration
Kimberly Clyne for No. 53
No. 53 is the Cafe and Diner's other main cover-up expert. Her whole job is to "sell the coffee." Everything she does and says is constantly in air quotes and for every truth she says she tacks on an extra two lies. Her main way of covering up her half-truths is to be as bombastic and off the wall as possible. Other than her high energy her speech has no other specific characteristics.
(No. 53 is in over her head again.)
"Ohhhhkay, so not having a vibe here today, I can say that much."
(No. 53 is telling a very obvious lie)
"I sold ‘em some nice hot coffee, as per my specialty. Basically, we’re here for “”””radon testing”””” if anyone asks."
(Weirdest report of the story arc. No. 53 just rambled for a bit... or does she?)
"Guess I should actually talk about something now. Or not. I don’t know. Do you care? Does anyone actually read or check these?"
