The Cafe and Diner Archives - Narration
Connor Bushoven for No. 2
No. 2 has been with the Cafe and Diner since he was a teen in 1995. He has often operated as a double-agent working for the enemy for the good of the Cafe. He's a bit of weirdo, absolutely obsessed with aliens, his listed favorite food is "microwaved things," and he grew up in a family of witches as the only non-magic user. He's a bit of know-it-all nerd but he's also very serious when it comes to matters non-extraterrestrial in origin.
(No. 2 is excited here by the prospects of finding proof of Aliens)
"I know no one really believes that this could be Aliens. And I must say I've had my doubts too. Though, we are running out of explanations, both scientific and magical."
(Said with all the confidence in the world.)
"You can not tell me that this isn’t a car waiting to be parked. The signs are all there. And baby, I’m a goddamn valet."
(No. 2 is speaking very factually here, though he is also talking about his dead sister.)
"Jean and Nicole are no longer with us. Which… complicates things. The good news is my blood should work more or less the same as Nicole's, but… Jean's blood would be a bit harder to imitate."
