Nia Harper, the Ultimate Lifeguard, does not deserve her title. Not only does she easily get bored, but she doesn't care about anyone or anything. While she does mock and poke fun at the others, she also doesn't do it in a malicious manner, rather a playful one. Striking a conversation is difficult due to her lack of a drive to participate and she's always either watching and silently ridiculing everyone or being asked to put some more clothes on (which she'll always refuse). Her voice needs to be somewhat slow and a mumble, as if you don't really care about what you're saying, nor do you have the energy to say it. So, if you can pull this off, consider applying for Nia!