Welcome to the casting call page of a fate/zero abridged. This is quite simple, We are going to try and make something so funny that it tingles your nips and makes you scream momy.....scratch that last part.
Anyways let me stat the rules... *clears throat*
#1 - I would really prefer you to have a desent mic. By this I meen as little background noise as possable. It doesnt have to be perfect just as best as you can get.
#2 - You have to be comfortaible with swearing, Like there are going to be a shit tone of swearwords. Some of them I can not put into this document because they are insesiteve but you get the idea.
And #3 - ......I don't think I need to say this but if you get casted then you kinda need to be there, like no dissipering on us. That would be kinda a dick thing to do like seriously man....not cool.
Anyways I hope you all enjoy and I hope to work with you on this series.
Ok everyone, thanks for all the auditions but it is time to stop and listen and choose. So get your mic's lubed up and ready for some funnion dip.....I dont know what the fuck I'm talking about. Anyways. I'm going to start casting and if you get a part ill send you a message asking for you skype, anyways thanks again and ill talk to you all later.
Hello all who are reading this.
I have changed some of the audtion lines for most of the characters and did some general tiding of the page. So for everyone who has sent in an audition and have not specifically gotten a message from me asking to redo your lines you do no have to rerecord anything, that is unless you want to. If that is the case the please put a note in your audition either in a comment or in the audition itself saying this is a re-entry so I can remove your first audition.
Thank you all for auditioning and I hope that we can all work together to make something funny.
Thoughout the story he is following his wife around killing anyone who his wife will sleep with.....which is almost everyone. He is pretty easygoing about most things uless someone brings up his daughter then he will have a panic attack trying to figure out if he is the father or not.
My wife is a whore and I have learned to accept this (this is a lie, he is really bad at lieing......)
I ususally make it a point to go after all of Irisviel's suitors, but um, ill just chock this one up as a miss
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Throughout the abridged Caster is continously going to be stuck with Ryuunosuke and his weird kinks, as well as be accused of being psychotic. This is false, in truth he is a very well educated man with many things he finds strange in this world.
What is with everyone and the hole tentacle rape shit, like what the fuck kinda kink is that?
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In the abridged his character is going to be an all around nice guy, he is also the most sensible person in the whole show.
So like, this whole grail war thing, its basicaly like the hunger games but if you win you get ultimate power.....thats kinda fucked up if you think about it but lets not just for the fun of it.
OH SHIt, I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS NOT MENT TO HIT YOU ONLY SCARE YOU......LIKE FUCK!!!!
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Voice description - The accent doesnt really matter
- Try to have a deep tone however not so deep that it sounds forced
Rider is Homophobic in a sense. In Rider's eyes Waver is a woman, he has basicaly put up a mental block to pervent his fragil mind from the fact that men can love men. this will be a continuous joke thoughout the series. Eventually this mental block will be shadered and he will have a mental brakedown.
Waver, keep your legs shut. You should keep your womanesitys to yourslef.
Waver, we need to have a talk. I Know that the man named Kariya is extreamly attractive, if I were a woman of corse, you have to think about the future. If you ever go to him for "relief" then
(pause and sniffles as if he is holding back tears) You should always have your pills.
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He is going to be a very arrogent and think of himself as extreamly smart.......but hes not.........sooooo yea.......have fun
Ok, I have an idea......
60% is never actually 60% its like 40% but never 60%
Sometime I dont relize the words comeing out of my mouth come from my brain.
The best description would be is that he is gay but does not except the fact that he is gay. Whenever someone mentions it in the story he will automaticaly deny the fact that he is gay even if it is not pointed twords him.
hm, what, sorry I just......um.....wow your muscular.
Gaaaaayyyyyyy? pff what na, I'm straight as an arrow, stick my penis is all the ladies, I do the womenz (pause) oh y, you were talking about her, riiight, riiight (clear throat)
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Your typical religous person, Like the one who goes door to door asking if you have a moment to talk about your lord and savior Jesus christ however insead of Jesus its the holy grale
Come my brothers we must go on a quest to find the holy grail
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A man with my caliber of beard can not be beatan by the likes of a small gay child and a big man.
I swear to god one of these days I am going to be killed by someone close to me.
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The (not so faithful) wife of Kiritsugu, She is going to try and sleep with everyone....yes...everyone.
So, you are lancer......eh could be better but you will do.
Lets just say my husban can not satifie me, what would you be able to do to fix that?
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Like Maiya to Kiritsugu, saber is the yanderi for Irisviel
Irisviel, you are mine and mine alone. I will protect you.
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Ryuunosuke is a serial killer with a strang tast in tv. He is a phycopathic brony who happens to get paired up with Caster who looks to be crazy but isnt actually. He isnt really into the whole holy grail thing, he is more there because he can and caster wants the grail. Yea he is really fucked up.
So, my phycopathic compadre. Who shall take hostage and force them to watch my little pony porn with us then kill them?
What do you mean you dont get off to murrdering small children and pissing in there small decapitated bodies while watching my little pony?
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Berserker (or lancelot) is going to start of the series a calm and collected man, then not to long after go into a rage induced rampage kill all that stand in his way. No real jokes for him exept that people find anger funny.
(Give me your best rage scream)
(RAGE) YOU GLITTER COVERED FACE FUCK OF A WHORES WIFE I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN!!!
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He is the top priest and he is old......that is pretty much it.
(he finds this hillarious) Haha you fucked up. It was like a simple thing...grab the thing and put the thing in the bag...AND YOU FUCKED IT HAHAHAHA
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Its not like I killed him for you b-baka
Sure whatever, fine, I'll do that but not for you or anything.
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In the anime he is given to controle Berserker through these weird kinda bug things.....that still going to happen, however, these bugs are also going to change how people preseve him. They will preseve him as the man of there dreams. Except for a few people who will see him for who he is, this includes Lancer, and himself.
(before implantation) So, you are saying that if I put all of these bugs in me then I will be extremely atractive ( after bugs are implanted) THAT ASSHOLE LIED TO ME!!!
What the fuck are you talking about, I HAVE BUGS IN MY BODY!! I HAVE BEEN COUGHING UP EGGS FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!
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In his eyes, and most others, He is extreamly attractive however in this world he is not. He will be living in the shadow of Kariya. This is going to haunt him throught the series. Oh yea he is also really cocky and he will have a lot of sex puns.
Looks and skills with a man's rod are some of the only things needed in life.
How the fuck is a dieing man so much more attractive them me? I mean is it the bugs, or like magic, WHAT THE FUCK!!
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